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    Trauma

    Was out with personal trainer this morning - we went for a run near the canal - was crossing Liverpool Road and there was a squirrel, running up and down by the museum. He ran out into the road and got splatted.... cue me and PT crying in the street... but worse he wasn't even completly dead his little tail was twitching.... it was awful.

    But then a black cab came and squished him even more....
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
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    The twitching tail is a sign for the watching squirrel hoards to attack the murderer
    Coffee's for closers

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      #3
      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      Was out with personal trainer this morning - we went for a run near the canal - was crossing Liverpool Road and there was a squirrel, running up and down by the museum. He ran out into the road and got splatted.... cue me and PT crying in the street... but worse he wasn't even completly dead his little tail was twitching.... it was awful.

      But then a black cab came and squished him even more....
      Please don't make me laugh, it hurts my ribcage.

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        #4
        I hope you did the decent thing and took it home with you.

        It would be a shame to waste nice fresh meat like that, you could have a nice barbecue later.

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          #5
          Tragic news. AtW will be devastated.

          I propose you make shrine to the poor fellow and maybe we can have mass hysteria ala Princess Diana stylee.

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            #6
            You have a Personal Trainer ???????


            <gobsmacked smiley>




            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              You have a Personal Trainer ???????


              <gobsmacked smiley>





              Live-in lesbian lover...
              Btw CM, if your PT is a bloke and he cried then he's probably gay...

              Churchill - In "I can spot them, see!" mode!

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                #8
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post

                Live-in lesbian lover...
                Btw CM, if your PT is a bloke and he cried then he's probably gay...

                Churchill - In "I can spot them, see!" mode!
                She's a girl....

                but sweetie, if you want to have a little daydream - off you go
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  She's a girl....

                  but sweetie, if you want to have a little daydream - off you go
                  Just did. Thanks!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    She's a girl....

                    but sweetie, if you want to have a little daydream - off you go
                    You have a Personal Trainer ???????

                    and she's a girl ??????


                    Do you pay her ????????






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