Well done Cutty Sark !
Sorry to hear of the fate of that wee poor timerous beastie - but your ripostes have been some of the funniest I have read on this board !
They didn't know what had hit them !
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostWell maybe you are lucky, I heard James May say that he gets shouted/spat at at by chavs all the time when he's driving a nice convertible car around Hammersmith and Fullham, even before he was famous. the usual abusive chavy stuff.
I've had it once or twice in 6 months, and when you stop they usually run off.
Stab you
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Well maybe you are lucky, I heard James May say that he gets shouted/spat at at by chavs all the time when he's driving a nice convertible car around Hammersmith and Fullham, even before he was famous. the usual abusive chavy stuff.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostIs that cause you is ooop North? Never had that happen to me in London.
I've had it once or twice in 6 months, and when you stop they usually run off.
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Christ - get back in your box, youOriginally posted by tay View PostSo a squirrel saw you running and threw itself under a car?
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A hatrick of incorrect guesses. CongratulationsOriginally posted by Churchill View PostCould it be, and I'm just hazarding a guess here, that it's sod all to do with the North/South divide but the fact that you is either hugly, or don't even go out running?
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Thats my problem - too much giggedy giggedy....Originally posted by Churchill View PostAlso, it's a damn site safer two women running together than one alone!
Does wonders for the imagination too!!!
Giggedy giggedy!!!!
makes me self-consious
Yep.... so for me - it worksOriginally posted by realityhack View PostKnow what you mean - you feel a lot less self-concious running with someone. Good to set each others' pace too.
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Could it be, and I'm just hazarding a guess here, that it's sod all to do with the North/South divide but the fact that you is either hugly, or don't even go out running?Originally posted by oracleslave View PostIs that cause you is ooop North? Never had that happen to me in London.
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Is that cause you is ooop North? Never had that happen to me in London.Originally posted by Bagpuss View Postthe worst thing is having to say fook off to the occasional chav or some sad ****** shouting out of a car (can be fun when you catch them up at the traffic lights)
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My landlady's a personal trainer. She could put me through my paces any time!
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It's OK to run on your own, the worst thing is having to say fook off to the occasional chav or some sad ****** shouting out of a car (can be fun when you catch them up at the traffic lights)Originally posted by cailin maith View PostIt was sad though....
Running outside was good this morning - I would never have done it on my own... so I am glad I see her once a week
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