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The Flight to Permiedom

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    The Flight to Permiedom

    Backtracking

    "In the last six months, we've received a marked increase in clients seeking advice about changing from freelance work or self-employment back to the career path they'd been following previously," says Jim Norris, managing director of www.careerclinic.co.uk.

    Case study #1:

    Olivia, who left a career in HR to start "an organic juicing business, and set up a stand at markets and festivals... My juice business was so unpredictable that I could make thousands in one weekend, or I could spend a fortune on organic produce, have no customers and a pile of expensive fruit going off. So it was a relief to have a monthly salary again."

    Case study #2:

    Rhona who, after working in PR for thirty years, went to France to live "...a completely different lifestyle - a run-down house, enjoying food and drink, supporting myself with a hotchpotch of jobs." But she found that she wasn't earning enough.

    FFS, people...

    #2
    Case study #1:

    "I'm a loser, please pay me because I'm not prepared to undertake a full SWOT analysis and the realisation of the importance of cash flow in my business and the likely returns"

    Case study #2:

    "I would have been better off flicking my bean rather than watching Beeny on TV."
    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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      #3
      Zeity reminded me. CERN is preparing for the biggest physics experiment ever to find the elusive "Higgs Boson". The particle collision could generate a black hole, that would grow over time....and swallow the earth.

      Doomed etc.....
      I'm alright Jack

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        #4
        Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
        Zeity reminded me.
        AKA seamless link from the topic of going permie to the Higgs Boson

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          #5
          Originally posted by hyperD View Post
          Case study #1:

          "I'm a loser, please pay me because I'm not prepared to undertake a full SWOT analysis and the realisation of the importance of cash flow in my business and the likely returns"

          Case study #2:

          "I would have been better off flicking my bean rather than watching Beeny on TV."

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            #6
            Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
            Zeity reminded me. CERN is preparing for the biggest physics experiment ever to find the elusive "Higgs Boson". The particle collision could generate a black hole, that would grow over time....and swallow the earth.

            Doomed etc.....
            I read somewhere recently that the boffins have looked into this and ruled out any risk of (micro) black holes or quark stars (aka strangelets) being created. We should be worried about Hawking radiation though.

            HTH.

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              #7
              As long as they don't let it near the anomalous materials lab we'll be fine
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                #8
                Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                As long as they don't let it near the anomalous materials lab we'll be fine
                It's a "Black Mesa" incident waiting to happen.

                Damn head-chickens.
                ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  As long as they don't let it near the anomalous materials lab we'll be fine
                  I got the crowbar ready. We will be OK.
                  my ferret is your ferret

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by ferret View Post
                    I got the crowbar ready. We will be OK.
                    I'm almost tempted to go and dig that out tonight, haven't played it in years!
                    ǝןqqıʍ

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