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how does your wife measure your success as a contractor?

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    #21
    WAGs

    They say:
    'A successful man is the one that earns more than his wife spends' and:
    'A successful woman is the one that could find such a man'
    Seriously, I think it's a big mistake to introduce yourself as an IT contractor (or whatever else attracts WAGs) and even bigger to tell them what you are earning.
    Easy to spot really, most aren't even working and all ask the same first qn: 'where do you work?' as opposed to: 'What do you do for a living?'
    Just say that you work in an office/shop/factory and see the look on their faces (works for most of them).
    I've known some IT guys getting married to some local 'beauties', also some from Eastern Europe and the Far East, only to discover staright away that were duped and getting into messy divorces, so IMO:
    'A successful man is the one his wife doesn't know how much he earns'

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      #22
      Originally posted by Dow Jones View Post
      They say:
      'A successful man is the one that earns more than his wife spends' and:
      'A successful woman is the one that could find such a man'
      Seriously, I think it's a big mistake to introduce yourself as an IT contractor (or whatever else attracts WAGs) and even bigger to tell them what you are earning.
      Easy to spot really, most aren't even working and all ask the same first qn: 'where do you work?' as opposed to: 'What do you do for a living?'
      Just say that you work in an office/shop/factory and see the look on their faces (works for most of them).
      I've known some IT guys getting married to some local 'beauties', also some from Eastern Europe and the Far East, only to discover staright away that were duped and getting into messy divorces, so IMO:
      'A successful man is the one his wife doesn't know how much he earns'
      'A successful man is the one who doesnt get married'...

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        #23
        Originally posted by beeker View Post
        'A successful man is the one who doesnt get married'...
        A successful man is a man who does not get divorced from his wife that loves him.
        "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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          #24
          Originally posted by contractorwife View Post
          Since you are working hard all day long, what does your wife do with YOUR money?

          Thanks
          Don't work hard all day long but presume your old man does so fancy a bit of the old bedroom mambo?
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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