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Previously on "how does your wife measure your success as a contractor?"

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by contractorwife View Post
    Since you are working hard all day long, what does your wife do with YOUR money?

    Thanks
    Don't work hard all day long but presume your old man does so fancy a bit of the old bedroom mambo?

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    Originally posted by beeker View Post
    'A successful man is the one who doesnt get married'...
    A successful man is a man who does not get divorced from his wife that loves him.

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  • beeker
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    Originally posted by Dow Jones View Post
    They say:
    'A successful man is the one that earns more than his wife spends' and:
    'A successful woman is the one that could find such a man'
    Seriously, I think it's a big mistake to introduce yourself as an IT contractor (or whatever else attracts WAGs) and even bigger to tell them what you are earning.
    Easy to spot really, most aren't even working and all ask the same first qn: 'where do you work?' as opposed to: 'What do you do for a living?'
    Just say that you work in an office/shop/factory and see the look on their faces (works for most of them).
    I've known some IT guys getting married to some local 'beauties', also some from Eastern Europe and the Far East, only to discover staright away that were duped and getting into messy divorces, so IMO:
    'A successful man is the one his wife doesn't know how much he earns'
    'A successful man is the one who doesnt get married'...

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  • Dow Jones
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    WAGs

    They say:
    'A successful man is the one that earns more than his wife spends' and:
    'A successful woman is the one that could find such a man'
    Seriously, I think it's a big mistake to introduce yourself as an IT contractor (or whatever else attracts WAGs) and even bigger to tell them what you are earning.
    Easy to spot really, most aren't even working and all ask the same first qn: 'where do you work?' as opposed to: 'What do you do for a living?'
    Just say that you work in an office/shop/factory and see the look on their faces (works for most of them).
    I've known some IT guys getting married to some local 'beauties', also some from Eastern Europe and the Far East, only to discover staright away that were duped and getting into messy divorces, so IMO:
    'A successful man is the one his wife doesn't know how much he earns'

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    My current favourite word is mimsy....
    For cat?

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


    I think he is operating it for her - while she arranges flowers and strokes her pussy.
    My current favourite word is mimsy....

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
    Ferret - Do Brillo a favour and put him out of his misery.
    Clippy's

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Not until I get banned.
    Ferret - Do Brillo a favour and put him out of his misery.

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  • ChimpMaster
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    To what end would a troll concoct such an elaborate message?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
    You only had which kind of staff before your husband started contracting?
    Oi TS, they don't call "contracting" the "Dark Side" for nothing...

    igmc!

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    Originally posted by contractorwife View Post
    bla bla ..... you have living staff, a gardener and a big SUV, and then what do you do after that?


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    You only had which kind of staff before your husband started contracting?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Change the bloody record, FFS!
    Not until I get banned.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    If it wasn't for women then fathers4justice would never have got anywhere. to be explicit, a large number of the decent, active f4j members were women.
    Change the bloody record, FFS!

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    “if it wasn’t for sex, a man would have nothing to do with a woman”
    If it wasn't for women then fathers4justice would never have got anywhere. to be explicit, a large number of the decent, active f4j members were women.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by eliquant View Post
    But this is a troll thread and it has raised certain questions in my head.
    question 1 - what are the key elements of a troll thread?

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