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    #51
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I would rather have been screwed up and see the kids than not see them and be "normal".
    There are other options than just those 2....

    I dont think anyone begrudges your right to be screwed up, its the way you make blanket assertions about the marriage situation and belittle other peoples choices by your comments.

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      #52
      Originally posted by tay View Post
      The truth is probably that Lucy has crap tatse in Lingerie and gives rubbish blowjobs. So its not so much he doesnt ike lingerie and bj's, he just doesnt like Lucy's lingerie or bj's. Get him a new gf, his current one is crap.


      You beat me to that one. I've never had a bj which wasn't at the very least pleasurable! I don't know how he could fail to like them. Perhaps Lucy could give us all one and we could assess her technique.
      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

      I preferred version 1!

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        #53
        Originally posted by tay View Post
        The truth is probably that Lucy has crap tatse in Lingerie and gives rubbish blowjobs.

        I think she said he doesn't like Lingerie - she is supposed to wear it, duh! And he doesn't like oral sex - which goes like this - can we have sex this month Lucy? No.

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          #54
          Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
          I've never had a bj which wasn't at the very least pleasurable!
          Two words that I guarantee will make you squirm.

          Teeth. Scrape.

          'nuff said.
          Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

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            #55
            Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post


            You beat me to that one. I've never had a bj which wasn't at the very least pleasurable! I don't know how he could fail to like them. Perhaps Lucy could give us all one and we could assess her technique.
            There would be no space for mine, boom boom
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #56
              Originally posted by snaw View Post
              Two words that I guarantee will make you squirm.

              Teeth. Scrape.

              'nuff said.
              I guess I have just been lucky then! Is that why Wayne Rooney went with that granny?

              It's another tenner for the teeth to come out!
              Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

              I preferred version 1!

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                #57
                Originally posted by snaw View Post
                Two words that I guarantee will make you squirm.

                Teeth. Scrape.

                'nuff said.
                Nothing wrong with that.... if she does it right.

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by snaw View Post
                  Two words that I guarantee will make you squirm.

                  Teeth. Scrape.

                  'nuff said.
                  Actually if her teeth are smooth it's nice!
                  Also horny as **** to watch.

                  Next stop "light relief" - hand relief - shirley?

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    Actually if her teeth are smooth it's nice!
                    Also horny as **** to watch.

                    Next stop "light relief" - hand relief - shirley?
                    I can't believe this is still here to be honest. This and the Sex or chocolate thread.
                    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                      #60
                      Who is this Shirley?
                      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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