What to get BF for his birthday

[Churchill]

Who is this Shirley?

Alice's sister!

[TimberWolf]

I can't believe this is still here to be honest. This and the Sex or chocolate thread.

It must be Spring, the mating programme has started.

[Churchill]

Works down in payroll, the one with the big knockers...

Wrong answer...

Think "Smokie" and a certain derivative!

[BoredBloke]

Alice - who the ferk is Alice?

A song ruined but that fat unfunny knob head Chubby Brown!

[BrilloPad]

There are other options than just those 2....

I dont think anyone begrudges your right to be screwed up, its the way you make blanket assertions about the marriage situation and belittle other peoples choices by your comments.

Commenting on things you know nothing about - again. Why not stick on your specialist subject - how to choke at RWCs.

[realityhack]

He doesn't like lingerie, beer or oral sex!

What the hell???

He's a lawyer.

Ah.


Then I suggest this (for you), that and these.

That should change the dynamic in your relationship.

HTH

[Board Game Geek]

One who will marry him then take all his money, income and children leaving him destitute and unhappy?

Um, Brillo dear chap, I think you are in grave danger of becoming a one-trick-posting pony.

Or as they say, "please change the record".

It seems that every opportunity in any post concerning marriage, women, kids or the like, you always get the meat cleaver out.

We know already ok ?

You've told us 3 billion times now.

Sheesh.

Bitter and twisted ain't the word.

[DimPrawn]

Oh god, here we go again, I never know what to get him. I am sure it is a sign of doom.

Thinking of this...

and some other stuff like books dvds etc

Give him the heave-ho and get yourself a REAL Prawn.

[Churchill]

Um, Brillo dear chap, I think you are in grave danger of becoming a one-trick-posting pony.

Or as they say, "please change the record".

It seems that every opportunity in any post concerning marriage, women, kids or the like, you always get the meat cleaver out.

We know already ok ?

You've told us 3 billion times now.

Sheesh.

Bitter and twisted ain't the word.

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

C.S. Lewis

[sasguru]

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

C.S. Lewis

New Labour?