What to get BF for his birthday

[Lucy]

We need more info.
Budget? Is an outdoors type or PS3 type?

I suggest sexy undies (on you), a crate of foreign beers and a blow job will probably work.

He doesn't like lingerie, beer or oral sex!

[The Lone Gunman]

He doesn't like lingerie, beer or oral sex!

You are going out with a puff !

I was once asked to describe the worst blow job I ever had. I said.............................................. ......................
.................................................. ..
Terrific.

[Lucy]

You are going out with a puff !

I was once asked to describe the worst blow job I ever had. I said.............................................. ......................
.................................................. ..
Terrific.

Yes, well, I can't say I haven't thought it. But he doesn't like men, thinks they are smelly and hairy. And I am sure gay men enjoy oral!

[The Lone Gunman]

But he doesn't like men, thinks they are smelly and hairy.

Or at least that is what he tells you.

[Lucy]

Or at least that is what he tells you.

Cheers.

[The Lone Gunman]

Cheers.

So come on. Is he a petrol head? Does he like sports or is he cyber punk gadget man?

[Lucy]

So come on. Is he a petrol head? Does he like sports or is he cyber punk gadget man?

He's a lawyer.

[MarillionFan]

removed

[Lucy]

Bring back Mordac!

I thought you sold tat?

[MarillionFan]

No not at all. Gone very upmarket at the moment.

Just opened on Saturday. Looking to turn this one into a chain of shops.