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I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time -
Everyone in the hospital?Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostEverybody will be wearing these soon.Comment
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If he likes chairs, then how about :
Dragon Chair
Brass Knuckle Chair
Evil Mastermind's Chair
Gothic Throne (and my personal favourite for seeing guests in the drawing room office-cum-shrine)Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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One who will marry him then take all his money, income and children leaving him destitute and unhappy?Originally posted by Churchill View PostGet him a real woman.
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Not all marriages end that way.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostOne who will marry him then take all his money, income and children leaving him destitute and unhappy?
Hopefully my next one won't either...Comment
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true. true. only 50%.Originally posted by Churchill View PostNot all marriages end that way.
Hopefully my next one won't either...
Please tell me you are joking about getting married again. You are one of my favourite posters and I dont want to lose all respect for you.Comment
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Hey mate, just because you're bitter and twisted!Originally posted by BrilloPad View Posttrue. true. only 50%.
Please tell me you are joking about getting married again. You are one of my favourite posters and I dont want to lose all respect for you.
Life goes on!Comment
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At least I learn from my mistakes.Originally posted by Churchill View PostHey mate, just because you're bitter and twisted!
Life goes on!
I wish I was an expert - someone who learns from the mistakes of others.
I married a great girl and we had alot of fun - then her kidneys packed in. What is to stop any girl I marry from turning into a f**kwit?
I am amazed you think otherwise.Comment
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Ok, life's a gamble. Don't let the risk of losing stop you from trying!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAt least I learn from my mistakes.
I wish I was an expert - someone who learns from the mistakes of others.
I married a great girl and we had alot of fun - then her kidneys packed in. What is to stop any girl I marry from turning into a f**kwit?
I am amazed you think otherwise.Comment
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