Evolution of village idiots on CUK

[wobbegong]

The thought of AtW doing a Chinese helicopter pilot impersonation has quite put me off my grapefruit juice.

Oh, thanks a bunch! I've just spat asparagus soup over my keyboard.

[Lucifer Box]

Oh, thanks a bunch! I've just spat asparagus soup over my keyboard.

That must've looked like something out of The Exorcist!

Next time use tomato and all around you will think you're doing a John Hurt a la Alien.

[wobbegong]

Meanwhile, back on topic . . .

A solution to AtWs problem?

"She can flutter her eyelids and move her hands like a human."

[Lucifer Box]

Scientists think that, one day, robots could fool us into believing they were human

A bit of a shame Chico has no possibility of doing the same.

[AtW]

Q: Schooling?
A: Privately educated to age 16. Currently doing some career based NVQs.

Sorry but this is a non-starter: I won't be able to show her to my parents and sister who all have PhDs, and I am working on one part time too.

The minimum educational requirement is a good degree with honours or its equivalent.

Thanks for trying though.

[SandyDown]

Sorry but this is a non-starter: I won't be able to show her to my parents and sister who all have PhDs, and I am working on one part time too.

The minimum educational requirement is a good degree with honours or its equivalent.

Thanks for trying though.

what a fecking idiot, who said anything about showing her to your mother and sister who have cross stitching PhDs ??? they are setting you on a date/good time/ a few nights of loving not an arranged marriage!!!

I think Slave is right, AtW is a queer!!!

[BlasterBates]

she has 31 actuators in her upper body

[Ned Flanders]

she has 31 actuators in her upper body

"Works for me when I get bubbly-gum in the old push-broom."

[wobbegong]

In another five years the "mail-order bride" business will be a thing of the past.

[AtW]

what a fecking idiot, who said anything about showing her to your mother and sister who have cross stitching PhDs ???

Ummm, my mother and father have PhDs in field of using mathemetical methods in economics, they were programming on punchcards when you were not even born. My sister's PhD is in economics area and she should have 15 books published by the end of this year (some abroad).