Evolution of village idiots on CUK

[Lucifer Box]

She's very low maintenance my sister-in-law. She'll happily do the cooking and cleaning and darn some socks of an evening. In return, a nice meal out occasionally, trip to the cinema, drinks with friends every now and again is all that's required. And the love of a good man, of course.

[Lucifer Box]

What colour is her hair?

Shoulder length dark blond with light blond highlights. You know what women are like with hair colour, it changes all the time.

[WageSlave]

She's very low maintenance my sister-in-law. She'll happily do the cooking and cleaning and darn some socks of an evening. In return, a nice meal out occasionally, trip to the cinema, drinks with friends every now and again is all that's required. And the love of a good man, of course.

Sounds promising. However, we need to know a few more things.
Does she attend church?
Any charity work?
Career?
Schooling?
Will she encourage the lad to wash? I suspect his hygiene isn't the best.

[Lucifer Box]

Q: Does she attend church?
A: Used to. She was confirmed a few years ago and was a semi-regular church goer for a while. Has lapsed somewhat since then. Not a deeply religious sort.

Q: Any charity work?
A: Yes, does some occasional voluntary work for a mental health charity.

Q: Career?
A: Currently working in a BUPA care home looking after the coffin dodgers.

Q: Schooling?
A: Privately educated to age 16. Currently doing some career based NVQs.

Q: Will she encourage the lad to wash?
A: Most definitely. First task will be wash out those crusty sock puppets. As she is an old folk's carer in real life, will have little trouble with AtW.

[WageSlave]

Lucifer, this sounds very promising indeed.
Is she attractive? Will she mind the lad indulging in the odd game of Doom (or whatever the hell he plays)? Is she dim?

[Lucifer Box]

Q: Is she attractive?
A: She is quite pretty, yes.

Q: Will she mind the lad indulging in the odd game of Doom?
A: Certainly not. Her previous beau was a D&D nut so no problems there. In fact, she'll probably join in with a game or two of Doom

Q: Is she dim?
A: There would be little point discussing Kafka with her. Let's leave it at that.

[WageSlave]

Lucifer, excellent! Final question, how old is she?

[Lucifer Box]

She wouldn't be interested in a giant alien lizard by any chance?

I need someone to darn my socks.

It's the claws, you see, they play merry hell with socks... and M&S have changed their refund policy recently.

I think the piles might count against you. She has enough of those to cope with at work.

[Lucifer Box]

Lucifer, excellent! Final question, how old is she?

Thirty of your Earth years.

[wobbegong]

Q: Is she attractive?
A: She is quite pretty, yes.

Any chance of a piccy?