Evolution of village idiots on CUK

[Lucifer Box]

Any chance of a piccy?

Sure...



Oh sorry, did you mean of my sister-in-law?

[WageSlave]

Thirty of your Earth years.

An older lady. I have to confess I had someone younger in mind, but it doesn't matter. She sounds a good match. We'll take her!

[Lucifer Box]

An older lady. I have to confess I had someone younger in mind, but it doesn't matter. She sounds a good match. We'll take her!

Blimey, I wish I was as "old" as her. I think AtW needs a more experienced lady, don't you?

[WageSlave]

Blimey, I wish I was as "old" as her. I think AtW needs a more experienced lady, don't you?

Not having slept with AtW, I can't say for certain. But I think you're right. At 29 he's leaving it a little late to experience that cherry popping. He needs a lady who knows what to do and gets on with it. I suspect he doesn't even have much one-hand surfing experience, so he needs all the help available.

Btw, your sister-in-law and AtW are both old to me, hence the comment.

[wobbegong]

Wage, is it true, do you really have 'fingers like lightning'?

[Numptycorner]

Q: Schooling?
A: Privately educated to age 16. Currently doing some career based NVQs.

Q: Career?
A: Currently working in a BUPA care home looking after the coffin dodgers.


Goes to prove that a public school education is well worth the money

OK carry on with queer eye for the staright guy...

[WageSlave]

Wage, is it true, do you really have 'fingers like lightning'?

Years of practice, wobbegong, years of practice

[Lucifer Box]

Not having slept with AtW, I can't say for certain. But I think you're right. At 29 he's leaving it a little late to experience that cherry popping. He needs a lady who knows what to do and gets on with it. I suspect he doesn't even have much one-hand surfing experience, so he needs all the help available.

Btw, your sister-in-law and AtW are both old to me, hence the comment.

You young 'uns just have no respect.

The thought of AtW doing a Chinese helicopter pilot impersonation has quite put me off my grapefruit juice.

[Lucifer Box]

Goes to prove that a public school education is well worth the money

Well, the uniforms were nicer than the local state school.

[WageSlave]

Goes to prove that a public school education is well worth the money

Never underestimate the usefulness of an education in ritual buggery and humiliation.