Reply to: Evolution of village idiots on CUK

[DimPrawn]

There is no way Sandy is a bird. "Her" turn of phrase is so bloke like.

Shame really as I often dream of shagging "her".

[AtW]

yes of course having a technical talk with a Perl user is loaaaads more important than love talk ...

I promised to make a presentation in place of dropped out guy, in my book keeping my word is more important than love talk.

[SandyDown]

Sorry guys too busy right now -- finishing technical talk for local Perl user group -- love affairs will have to wait!

yes of course having a technical talk with a Perl user is loaaaads more important than love talk ...

Slave was right about AtW... he is Queer

[AtW]

Sorry guys too busy right now -- finishing technical talk for local Perl user group -- love affairs will have to wait!

[The Lone Gunman]

btw: it must be really frustrating for you not to be able to reach you d1ck and have a w@ank

Prehensile tails? Realy long dick? Lots of enslaved types to do it for you?

[Lucifer Box]

also ziegot, you have such short arms, you wont be able to reach the areas that others can't....

btw: it must be really frustrating for you not to be able to reach you d1ck and have a w@ank

I think he just rubs himself against the nearest tree.

[SandyDown]

I'm not sure she's into large spinal ridges.

also ziegot, you have such short arms, you wont be able to reach the areas that others can't....

btw: it must be really frustrating for you not to be able to reach you d1ck and have a w@ank

[Lucifer Box]

Well, there's always the giant alien lizard with piles... if she's not fussy.

I'm not sure she's into large spinal ridges.

[Lucifer Box]

Lucifer Box - I was joking honest, thanks for your offer but my heart is taken and loyalty plays far too important part in my conscience to ignore it.

AtW, that girl on the front page of busty-girls.com doesn't count you know.

[SandyDown]

Gee, it was a joke designed to infuriate SandyDown

Lucifer Box - I was joking honest, thanks for your offer but my heart is taken and loyalty plays far too important part in my conscience to ignore it. I think your sister in law deserves someone better than me anyway

[AtW]

Rejecting this girl because she doesn’t have a PhD “like your mother” is deeply odd AtW. Maybe in Russia, going out with you mother is acceptable, but it’s kind of frowned on here in the UK.

Gee, it was a joke designed to infuriate SandyDown

Lucifer Box - I was joking honest, thanks for your offer but my heart is taken and loyalty plays far too important part in my conscience to ignore it. I think your sister in law deserves someone better than me anyway

[SandyDown]

That's a bit snobby isn't it? She is a really nice girl (really, she is) who is looking to have a nice time with a considerate gent. Her last beau was a bit of a barstard so she could do with some sweet loving.

You can't get a Ph.D. in having a heart of gold, you know.

and you can't get a PhD on how not to be an Idiot ....

[Lucifer Box]

Sorry but this is a non-starter: I won't be able to show her to my parents and sister who all have PhDs, and I am working on one part time too.

The minimum educational requirement is a good degree with honours or its equivalent.

Thanks for trying though.

That's a bit snobby isn't it? She is a really nice girl (really, she is) who is looking to have a nice time with a considerate gent. Her last beau was a bit of a barstard so she could do with some sweet loving.

You can't get a Ph.D. in having a heart of gold, you know.

[planetit]

Rejecting this girl because she doesn’t have a PhD “like your mother” is deeply odd AtW. Maybe in Russia, going out with you mother is acceptable, but it’s kind of frowned on here in the UK.

HTH.

[AtW]

btw: Russian degrees are not really recognized in most countries... btw this is not my fault !!!

They are recognised - PhDs count as PhDs here, normal 5 year University degree counts as Bachelor (Hons) here, want to make a bet on this?