insult of choice

[Lucy]

Amoeba
Buffoon
Cretin
Cad
Charlie (Also: Proper Charlie)
Clot
Dope
Dunce
Degenerate
Entropic
Fribble
Fool
Faggot
Frog
Flange
****wit
Fubar
Fairy
Goat
Gibbon
Gland (See: You great, festering gibbon's gland)
Guffbag
Hapless
Hellish
Homeboy
Ingrate
Imbecile
Inbred
Insipid
Jerk
Knacker
Lemon
Limp
Munter
Moron
Mong
Mincer
Muppet
Moitherer
Mollusc
Nitwit
Nonce
Oik
Oaf
Prat
Plonker
Rogue
Ragamuffin
Skank
Slapper
Twit (Also: Blithering Twit)
Tiresome Sod
Twonk
Ulcerous
Vagabond
Vagrant
Wassock
Wally
Waster
Yank
Yob
Zitfest

Are you sure this the complete list of sadguru's middle names?

[realityhack]

Are you sure this the complete list of sadguru's middle names?

That's just to my memory - there may be more.

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[KathyWoolfe]

Flirt!

I coudln't help it - it was a dare!!!

[KathyWoolfe]

Detention is at my house.

Bring a can of whipped cream

I've got ordinary cream, but I can bring it round with my whip and whip it there?

[Diver]

I've got ordinary cream, but I can bring it round with my whip and whip it there?

Now I have to go wash my hands again

[TheFaQQer]

Now I have to go wash my hands again

New pair of underpants, too?

[BrilloPad]

I've got ordinary cream, but I can bring it round with my whip and whip it there?

Diver has a full selection of whips - alledgedly

[Diver]

Diver has a full selection of whips - allegedly

Whiplash injuries

[meridian]

No, don't say it - it's the worst one ever - soooooooooo inappropriate

Geebag doesn't bother you then CM?

[HRH]

I was once called a 'raving felchlord' which I thought was quite witty.