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    #11
    Don't you remeber the chinner thing - where you'd stick your tongue behind your bottom lip to push it out. You'd rub it going 'naaahh chinnner' or 'jimmy hill'
    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

    I preferred version 1!

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      #12
      Knob head
      Numpty
      Scrote
      Numbnuts

      Not obscene but my favorites all the same
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        #13
        Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
        Don't you remeber the chinner thing - where you'd stick your tongue behind your bottom lip to push it out. You'd rub it going 'naaahh chinnner' or 'jimmy hill'
        Nope, never ever ever.

        Erm, yes.

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          #14
          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          Im not very good with insults.... I much prefer just to go with a good old **** off...
          the * stands for 'e', rather than 'u', I presume?
          It's about time I changed this sig...

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            #15
            We used to scratch our chins and go 'err! itchy chin!' when we thought someone was telling lies...
            It's about time I changed this sig...

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              #16
              This thread is gay. And anyone who posts in it.



              Oh wait..

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                #17
                Knobjockey
                "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MrRobin View Post
                  We used to scratch our chins and go 'err! itchy chin!' when we thought someone was telling lies...
                  I remember my children doing that !
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    That's my girl!


                    Originally posted by MrRobin View Post
                    the * stands for 'e', rather than 'u', I presume?
                    E if it was to a family member like my mammy or dad but U if I was really mad...
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
                      They want to do a 1940's day at school where the kids get dressed in 1940's style clothing. He wants to go as Hitler.
                      Doing that in a 40s school, he may get more than he bargained for - a good birching

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