Don't you remeber the chinner thing - where you'd stick your tongue behind your bottom lip to push it out. You'd rub it going 'naaahh chinnner' or 'jimmy hill'
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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Nope, never ever ever.Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostDon't you remeber the chinner thing - where you'd stick your tongue behind your bottom lip to push it out. You'd rub it going 'naaahh chinnner' or 'jimmy hill'
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the * stands for 'e', rather than 'u', I presume?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostIm not very good with insults.... I much prefer just to go with a good old **** off...
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We used to scratch our chins and go 'err! itchy chin!' when we thought someone was telling lies...It's about time I changed this sig...Comment
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Knobjockey"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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I remember my children doing that !Originally posted by MrRobin View PostWe used to scratch our chins and go 'err! itchy chin!' when we thought someone was telling lies...Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Doing that in a 40s school, he may get more than he bargained for - a good birchingOriginally posted by TonyEnglish View PostThey want to do a 1940's day at school where the kids get dressed in 1940's style clothing. He wants to go as Hitler.
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