insult of choice

[TheFaQQer]

Im not very good with insults.... I much prefer just to go with a good old **** off...

I like f*** off, you f***ing f***.

We used to scratch our chins and go 'err! itchy chin!' when we thought someone was telling lies...

Oh chinny reckon! Jimmy Hill!

[cailin maith]

I like f*** off, you f***ing f***.

Bingo

[Diver]

I think this thread is rude and uncouth

[PRC1964]

I've been known to say "c*ck off tw*tface" from time to time and I do use scrote quite a lot.

[cailin maith]

I think this thread is rude and uncouth

Bollocks

[wobbegong]

I like f*** off, you f***ing f***.

c***

[Jog On]

Chav!

[Diver]

Bollocks

Right! I'm tellin yer mum.

Take off yer sock and ...................................

[cailin maith]

c***

No, don't say it - it's the worst one ever - soooooooooo inappropriate

[PRC1964]

Oh, and t*sser is a handy word too.