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Churchill replied

19 March 2008, 08:26
Originally posted by HRH View Post

I was once called a 'raving felchlord' which I thought was quite witty.

That was, of course under your RRH persona. I'm assuming you've grown up a little since then.
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wobbegong replied

19 March 2008, 08:24
I heard a new one (well, to me, anyway) the other day; "you screaming c*mfarter"!
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HRH replied

19 March 2008, 08:21
Originally posted by Diver View Post

And true?

Quite clearly not.
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Diver replied

19 March 2008, 08:16
Originally posted by HRH View Post

I was once called a 'raving felchlord' which I thought was quite witty.

And true?
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HRH replied

19 March 2008, 08:11
I was once called a 'raving felchlord' which I thought was quite witty.
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meridian replied

19 March 2008, 08:10
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

No, don't say it - it's the worst one ever - soooooooooo inappropriate

Geebag doesn't bother you then CM?
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Diver replied

18 March 2008, 22:14
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Diver has a full selection of whips - allegedly

Whiplash injuries
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BrilloPad replied

18 March 2008, 21:28
Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post

I've got ordinary cream, but I can bring it round with my whip and whip it there?

Diver has a full selection of whips - alledgedly
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TheFaQQer replied

18 March 2008, 17:42
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Now I have to go wash my hands again

New pair of underpants, too?
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Diver replied

18 March 2008, 16:09
Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post

I've got ordinary cream, but I can bring it round with my whip and whip it there?

Now I have to go wash my hands again
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KathyWoolfe replied

18 March 2008, 16:05
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Detention is at my house.

Bring a can of whipped cream

I've got ordinary cream, but I can bring it round with my whip and whip it there?
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KathyWoolfe replied

18 March 2008, 16:04
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Flirt!

I coudln't help it - it was a dare!!!
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realityhack replied

18 March 2008, 16:03
Originally posted by Lucy View Post

Are you sure this the complete list of sadguru's middle names?

That's just to my memory - there may be more.

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Lucy replied

18 March 2008, 16:02
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

Amoeba
Buffoon
Cretin
Cad
Charlie (Also: Proper Charlie)
Clot
Dope
Dunce
Degenerate
Entropic
Fribble
Fool
Faggot
Frog
Flange
****wit
Fubar
Fairy
Goat
Gibbon
Gland (See: You great, festering gibbon's gland)
Guffbag
Hapless
Hellish
Homeboy
Ingrate
Imbecile
Inbred
Insipid
Jerk
Knacker
Lemon
Limp
Munter
Moron
Mong
Mincer
Muppet
Moitherer
Mollusc
Nitwit
Nonce
Oik
Oaf
Prat
Plonker
Rogue
Ragamuffin
Skank
Slapper
Twit (Also: Blithering Twit)
Tiresome Sod
Twonk
Ulcerous
Vagabond
Vagrant
Wassock
Wally
Waster
Yank
Yob
Zitfest

Are you sure this the complete list of sadguru's middle names?
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realityhack replied

18 March 2008, 16:00
Amoeba
Buffoon
Cretin
Cad
Charlie (Also: Proper Charlie)
Clot
Dope
Dunce
Degenerate
Entropic
Fribble
Fool
Faggot
Frog
Flange
****wit
Fubar
Fairy
Goat
Gibbon
Gland (See: You great, festering gibbon's gland)
Guffbag
Hapless
Hellish
Homeboy
Ingrate
Imbecile
Inbred
Insipid
Jerk
Knacker
Lemon
Limp
Munter
Moron
Mong
Mincer
Muppet
Moitherer
Mollusc
Nitwit
Nonce
Oik
Oaf
Prat
Plonker
Rogue
Ragamuffin
Skank
Slapper
Twit (Also: Blithering Twit)
Tiresome Sod
Twonk
Ulcerous
Vagabond
Vagrant
Wassock
Wally
Waster
Yank
Yob
Zitfest
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