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    #31
    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Right! I'm tellin yer mum.

    Take off yer sock and ...................................
    you have the measure of me, don't you
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      #32
      Originally posted by moorfield View Post
      I wonder what the CUK filter will make of these ....

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7289390.stm

      Gay (83%)
      Bitch (59%)
      Slag (45%)
      Poof (29%)
      Batty boy (29%)
      Slut (26%)
      Queer (26%)
      Lezzie (24.8%)
      Homo (22%)
      Faggot (11%)
      Sissy (5%)
      Well, the worst thing that millions of Scottish football fans could think of to say about hated English commentator Jimmy Hill was "he's a poof" but "he is gay" would just about have scanned, down to aesthetics I guess

      "We hate Jimmy Hill, he is gay, he is gay" - perhaps not
      If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.

      Sometimes I almost feel just like a human being - Elvis Costello

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        #33
        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        No, don't say it - it's the worst one ever - soooooooooo inappropriate
        I do think it goes better with the "f*** off, you f***ing . . . " prefix. But don't worry, I won't say it, I've felt the rough edge of ferrets' tongue before. (Detention for the first one to say "ooh-er"!)
        The vegetarian option.

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          #34
          Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
          I do think it goes better with the "f*** off, you f***ing . . . " prefix. But don't worry, I won't say it, I've felt the rough edge of ferrets' tongue before. (Detention for the first one to say "ooh-er"!)
          Good boy.... Most swear words don't bother me but that... it's bad.
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            #35
            I like 'go **** yourself you ******* sh*t eating *u**' goes down well in meetings

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              #36
              Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
              I like 'go **** yourself you ******* sh*t eating *u**' goes down well in meetings
              Yep, wouldn't bother me...
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #37
                Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
                I do think it goes better with the "f*** off, you f***ing . . . " prefix. But don't worry, I won't say it, I've felt the rough edge of ferrets' tongue before. (Detention for the first one to say "ooh-er"!)

                ooh-er
                It's Deja-vu all over again!

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
                  ooh-er
                  Flirt!

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
                    ooh-er
                    Detention is at my house.

                    Bring a can of whipped cream
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      #40
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