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Bazza gets caught
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Originally posted by moorfield View PostI wonder what the CUK filter will make of these ....
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7289390.stm
Gay (83%)
Bitch (59%)
Slag (45%)
Poof (29%)
Batty boy (29%)
Slut (26%)
Queer (26%)
Lezzie (24.8%)
Homo (22%)
Faggot (11%)
Sissy (5%)
"We hate Jimmy Hill, he is gay, he is gay" - perhaps notIf you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostNo, don't say it - it's the worst one ever - soooooooooo inappropriateComment
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Originally posted by wobbegong View PostI do think it goes better with the "f*** off, you f***ing . . . " prefix. But don't worry, I won't say it, I've felt the rough edge of ferrets' tongue before. (Detention for the first one to say "ooh-er"!)Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by Bumfluff View PostI like 'go **** yourself you ******* sh*t eating *u**' goes down well in meetingsBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by wobbegong View PostI do think it goes better with the "f*** off, you f***ing . . . " prefix. But don't worry, I won't say it, I've felt the rough edge of ferrets' tongue before. (Detention for the first one to say "ooh-er"!)
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Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Postooh-er
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