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Honestly, if you're that worried about how your animal died on it's way to your plate you shouldn't be eating it in the first place.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostHalal means we savagely slaughter the animals in a barbaric and cruel manner that befits the progressive views of Islam.
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostTwo (totally unbiased) articles from an insta-google
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http://www.bnp.org.uk/landandpeople/halal.htm
For
http://www.mustaqim.co.uk/halal.htm

Thankfully, the BNP website is blocked.Comment
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THE sandwich chain Subway are to open halal stores in the Greater Manchester area, Where all pork and non Halal products will be banned.
Too late ChefConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Learn your history.Originally posted by Shimano105 View PostNot sure how many would queue up to buy it from an infidel though
"Infidel" was a term used to represent non-christians. Muslims etc.Comment
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Halal bacon butties - that's a winnerRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Agreed.Originally posted by snaw View PostHonestly, if you're that worried about how your animal died on it's way to your plate you shouldn't be eating it in the first place.
I watched a goat being slaughtered halal style in Africa. It was awesome, made the vegetarians cry. Tasted awesome straight off the barbie too.
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There's a place just off Ludgate Circus towards St Pauls that advertises halal fillings, including (bizarrely) halal crabsticks...Comment
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Quite often when deer hunting, we have to slit the throat of a still kicking deer, and often graloch it while still alive.Originally posted by basshead View PostAgreed.
I watched a goat being slaughtered halal style in Africa. It was awesome, made the vegetarians cry. Tasted awesome straight off the barbie too.
Something that has been done since the dawn of hunting history.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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How do you cut the throat of a ferkin crab!Originally posted by meridian View PostThere's a place just off Ludgate Circus towards St Pauls that advertises halal fillings, including (bizarrely) halal crabsticks...Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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