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    #11
    Not sure how many would queue up to buy it from an infidel though

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      #12
      Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
      What is 'halal'?
      It is a cruel method of slaughter which animal rights campaigners are too scared to complain about.

      It's a sort of Islamic version of Kosher.

      Basically it involves ensuring the animal is not stunned but is slaughtered by having its throat cut while religious texts are recited.

      I passed a butchers in London once that had a huge sign outside saying "Guaranteed not stunned" as a selling point for their meat.

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        #13
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Halal means we savagely slaughter the animals in a barbaric and cruel manner that befits the progressive views of Islam.

        HTH
        Not really, they have an artery severed and die of hypoxia. Quite a nice way to go really.
        ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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          #14
          Make it kosher sarnies instead. Moslems can eat kosher but Jews can't eat halal.

          Apparently.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            #15
            Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
            Not really, they have an artery severed and die of hypoxia. Quite a nice way to go really.
            Try it

            G'wan you know you want to, please
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              #16
              [QUOTE=Moscow Mule;493364]Not really, they have an artery severed and die of hypoxia. Quite a nice way to go really.[/QUOTE]

              After several prolonged minutes of agony, hence not a favoured method of suicide
              The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

              But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                #17
                Originally posted by Diver View Post
                Try it

                G'wan you know you want to, please
                You'd go into a coma for a couple of minutes, then you'd die - can't be all bad, just like "Life on Mars".
                ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                  You'd go into a coma for a couple of minutes, then you'd die - can't be all bad, just like "Life on Mars".
                  Coma's I'm used to.

                  Dying I am leaving for my grand finale
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    #19
                    Er ....... having an artery severed would be quite painful, surely? At least at first.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post
                      Er ....... having an artery severed would be quite painful, surely? At least at first.
                      Two (totally unbiased) articles from an insta-google

                      Against
                      http://www.bnp.org.uk/landandpeople/halal.htm

                      For
                      http://www.mustaqim.co.uk/halal.htm
                      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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