Not sure how many would queue up to buy it from an infidel though
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It is a cruel method of slaughter which animal rights campaigners are too scared to complain about.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostWhat is 'halal'?
It's a sort of Islamic version of Kosher.
Basically it involves ensuring the animal is not stunned but is slaughtered by having its throat cut while religious texts are recited.
I passed a butchers in London once that had a huge sign outside saying "Guaranteed not stunned" as a selling point for their meat.Comment
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Not really, they have an artery severed and die of hypoxia. Quite a nice way to go really.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostHalal means we savagely slaughter the animals in a barbaric and cruel manner that befits the progressive views of Islam.
HTH"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Make it kosher sarnies instead. Moslems can eat kosher but Jews can't eat halal.
Apparently.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Try itOriginally posted by Moscow Mule View PostNot really, they have an artery severed and die of hypoxia. Quite a nice way to go really.
G'wan you know you want to, please
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[QUOTE=Moscow Mule;493364]Not really, they have an artery severed and die of hypoxia. Quite a nice way to go really.[/QUOTE]
After several prolonged minutes of agony, hence not a favoured method of suicideThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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You'd go into a coma for a couple of minutes, then you'd die - can't be all bad, just like "Life on Mars".Originally posted by Diver View PostTry it
G'wan you know you want to, please
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Coma's I'm used to.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostYou'd go into a coma for a couple of minutes, then you'd die - can't be all bad, just like "Life on Mars".
Dying I am leaving for my grand finale
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Two (totally unbiased) articles from an insta-googleOriginally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View PostEr ....... having an artery severed would be quite painful, surely? At least at first.
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http://www.bnp.org.uk/landandpeople/halal.htm
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http://www.mustaqim.co.uk/halal.htm"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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