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    #21
    Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post
    Er ....... having an artery severed would be quite painful, surely? At least at first.
    I have found it so.

    Many times
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      #22
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      Halal means we savagely slaughter the animals in a barbaric and cruel manner that befits the progressive views of Islam.

      HTH
      Honestly, if you're that worried about how your animal died on it's way to your plate you shouldn't be eating it in the first place.
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        #23
        Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
        Two (totally unbiased) articles from an insta-google

        Against
        http://www.bnp.org.uk/landandpeople/halal.htm

        For
        http://www.mustaqim.co.uk/halal.htm


        Thankfully, the BNP website is blocked.
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          #24
          THE sandwich chain Subway are to open halal stores in the Greater Manchester area, Where all pork and non Halal products will be banned.


          Too late Chef
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            #25
            Originally posted by Shimano105 View Post
            Not sure how many would queue up to buy it from an infidel though
            Learn your history.

            "Infidel" was a term used to represent non-christians. Muslims etc.

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              #26
              Halal bacon butties - that's a winner
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                #27
                Originally posted by snaw View Post
                Honestly, if you're that worried about how your animal died on it's way to your plate you shouldn't be eating it in the first place.
                Agreed.

                I watched a goat being slaughtered halal style in Africa. It was awesome, made the vegetarians cry. Tasted awesome straight off the barbie too.

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                  #28
                  There's a place just off Ludgate Circus towards St Pauls that advertises halal fillings, including (bizarrely) halal crabsticks...

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by basshead View Post
                    Agreed.

                    I watched a goat being slaughtered halal style in Africa. It was awesome, made the vegetarians cry. Tasted awesome straight off the barbie too.
                    Quite often when deer hunting, we have to slit the throat of a still kicking deer, and often graloch it while still alive.
                    Something that has been done since the dawn of hunting history.
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                      #30
                      Originally posted by meridian View Post
                      There's a place just off Ludgate Circus towards St Pauls that advertises halal fillings, including (bizarrely) halal crabsticks...
                      How do you cut the throat of a ferkin crab!
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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