Q to Women: What will make you keep a lover.

[Diver]

Do you remember that awful film called "The Puppet Masters" where slug-like aliens take over people's bodies by riding on the back of their necks?

It's the same thing, only they've not been able to activate their chameleon polymer.

I think he's a Dennis Healey clone

[KathyWoolfe]

I think he's a Dennis Healey clone

Or a young Dennis Healey in disguise

[wobbegong]

What if his heart is cold as hell.

I thought Hell was supposed to be hot?

[2uk]

I thought Hell was supposed to be hot?

Oh ? I thought hell was uk ?

[wobbegong]

Oh ? I thought hell was uk ?

Oh no, no, no. The UK is paradise on earth haven't you heard? Why else would hundreds of thousands of eastern European scroungers fetch up on our doorstep?

The land of bleedin' milk an' honey, this is, mate!

[AlfredJPruffock]

Alfie is a valid lifestyle choice.

Well-endowed? Nah, it's just an attitude and the way you carry oneself that is the way it works.

Yes I think Alfie is more - much more than that - but is he or isn't he - ah only time will tell girls ...


Let the Winds blow high - let the winds blow low
Through the streets and away we go
All the Lassies say - Hello
Alfie were's yer troosers ?

[Jog On]

Oh no, no, no. The UK is paradise on earth haven't you heard? Why else would hundreds of thousands of eastern European scroungers fetch up on our doorstep?

The land of bleedin' milk an' honey, this is, mate!

You forgot the antipodeans - you know the ones who hate it here so much they can't stay away

[Sockpuppet]

Question to all single women ( or imagine you are ) here.

You meet a guy and get into relationship with him. List what he needs to offer or what qualities he need to have so that you will maintain your relationship with him as lovers ( but not wife-lovers) . You will tolerate him meeting other girls but be ready to love him should you both are available/lonely/whatever.

I'm having a really hard time imagining myself as a single woman. Strange that.


Is it more or are you asking what qualities a bloke should have so that you can be in a relationship but still see other people.

In that case I think you fall into **** buddy territory.

I'm reliably informed you need the following:

- big noddy
- ability to make you arse go like a fiddlers elbow

[2uk]

Oh no, no, no. The UK is paradise on earth haven't you heard? Why else would hundreds of thousands of eastern European scroungers fetch up on our doorstep?

The land of bleedin' milk an' honey, this is, mate!

Back home I hated immigrants as well. But being immigrant is not that bad. You learn not to care what people ramble.

[Jog On]

Back home I hated immigrants as well. But being immigrant is not that bad. You learn not to care what people ramble.

Ramble and let ramble is it?