Q to Women: What will make you keep a lover.

[cailin maith]

Well if you don't like it, you could always take your sh*t car and f* off home, you illiterate ingrate?

[KathyWoolfe]

I'm reliably informed you need the following:

- big noddy
- ability to make you arse go like a fiddlers elbow

Definitely the first

Not necessarily the second.

[Churchill]

And then you get infatuated with one of them, and the woman you are in infatuated with doesn't want anything to do with you.

It's a common occurrence.......

Not with me sugar britches. Love 'em and leave 'em that's my motto!
(It is now, anyway!)

[cailin maith]

Not with me sugar britches. Love 'em and leave 'em that's my motto!
(It is now, anyway!)

Is that why you didn't text me on Saturday?

[HRH]

Women fall for me for my sense of humour, my reasonable looks and magnetic personality. If you have those things in any degree you're on to a winner.

[Jog On]

Definitely the first

So it is true!!

[Sockpuppet]

And then you get infatuated with one of them, and the woman you are in infatuated with doesn't want anything to do with you.

It's a common occurrence.......

I think what you are describing there is called marriage.

HTH

[Churchill]

Women fall for me for my sense of humour, my reasonable looks and magnetic personality. If you have those things in any degree you're on to a winner.

There was I thinking it was your effeminate lisp.

[Churchill]

Is that why you didn't text me on Saturday?

What more was there to say?

[oracleslave]

Women fall for me for my sense of humour, my reasonable looks and magnetic personality. If you have those things in any degree you're on to a winner.

Blow-up dolls