Q to Women: What will make you keep a lover.

[KathyWoolfe]

Question to all single women ( or imagine you are ) here.

You meet a guy and get into relationship with him. List what he needs to offer or what qualities he need to have so that you will maintain your relationship with him as lovers ( but not wife-lovers) . You will tolerate him meeting other girls but be ready to love him should you both are available/lonely/whatever.

You've been hypnotised by the film "Alfie".

No, you're not Michael Caine and the only way you're going to get a girl to commit to you is to commit to them in return.

Unless you're the most well-endowed man in the universe that is!

[cailin maith]

You've been hypnotised by the film "Alfie".

No, you're not Michael Caine and the only way you're going to get a girl to commit to you is to commit to them in return.

Unless you're the most well-endowed man in the universe that is!

Well said Kathy - what a numpty he is!

[threaded]

You've been hypnotised by the film "Alfie".

No, you're not Michael Caine and the only way you're going to get a girl to commit to you is to commit to them in return.

Unless you're the most well-endowed man in the universe that is!

Alfie is a valid lifestyle choice.

Well-endowed? Nah, it's just an attitude and the way you carry oneself that is the way it works.

[Diver]

Alfie is a valid lifestyle choice.

Well-endowed? Nah, it's just an attitude and the way you carry oneself that is the way it works.

Only if you have to carry it in two hands pal

[Jog On]

Unless you're the most well-endowed man in the universe that is!

So it's true then?

[KathyWoolfe]

So it's true then?

Of course it is! .....is what true?

[Xenophon]

Unless you're the most well-endowed man in the universe that is!

[Lucy]

So it's true then?

No.

It's not he size of the dog in the fight... (and all that)

[Jog On]

Of course it is! .....is what true?

That Alistair Darling's eyebrows are taking over the world

[KathyWoolfe]

That Alistair Darling's eyebrows are taking over the world

Do you remember that awful film called "The Puppet Masters" where slug-like aliens take over people's bodies by riding on the back of their necks?

It's the same thing, only they've not been able to activate their chameleon polymer.