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Q to Women: What will make you keep a lover.

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    #61
    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    I'm having a really hard time imagining myself as a single woman. Strange that.


    Is it more or are you asking what qualities a bloke should have so that you can be in a relationship but still see other people.

    In that case I think you fall into **** buddy territory.

    I'm reliably informed you need the following:

    - big noddy
    - ability to make you arse go like a fiddlers elbow
    And then you get infatuated with one of them, and the woman you are in infatuated with doesn't want anything to do with you.

    It's a common occurrence.......
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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      #62
      Originally posted by 2uk View Post
      Oh ? I thought hell was uk ?
      Well if you don't like it, you could always take your sh*t car and f* off home, you illiterate ingrate?

      If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. And therefore a witch!

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        #63
        Originally posted by 51st State View Post
        Well if you don't like it, you could always take your sh*t car and f* off home, you illiterate ingrate?

        Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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          #64
          Originally posted by 51st State View Post
          Well if you don't like it, you could always take your sh*t car and f* off home, you illiterate ingrate?

          Harsh. But fair.

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            #65
            Originally posted by 51st State View Post
            Well if you don't like it, you could always take your sh*t car and f* off home, you illiterate ingrate?


            Right on!
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #66
              Originally posted by 51st State View Post
              Well if you don't like it, you could always take your sh*t car and f* off home, you illiterate ingrate?

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                #67
                Originally posted by 51st State View Post
                Well if you don't like it, you could always take your sh*t car and f* off home, you illiterate ingrate?

                I am, I am leaving next week.

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by 2uk View Post
                  I am, I am leaving next week.
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                    #69
                    Originally posted by 2uk View Post
                    I am, I am leaving next week.


                    HTH

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by 2uk View Post
                      Back home I hated immigrants as well. But being immigrant is not that bad. You learn not to care what people ramble.
                      I don't hate immigrants, I hate scroungers regardless of colour, religion or nationality. Worthless ,workshy bas**rds who think the world owes them a living and that my taxes should pay for it.
                      The vegetarian option.

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