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    #71
    Originally posted by shelby68 View Post
    I used to wind the permy's up at a job last year by stuffing my wallet full of 20's then pulling a wad out at lunch looking for a fiver to pay for a sandwich followed by "can anyone change a 20 I don't have any small change", They all complained about low wages but none of them would grow a pair and take the plunge into the cash river.
    Do you have a penis enlargement device at home by any chance ?

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      #72
      Originally posted by unemployed View Post
      Do you have a penis enlargement device at home by any chance ?

      Why Bother I'd just buy a bigger one with a spare couple of grand I've got lying in the kitchen draw,
      Some people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.

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        #73
        Originally posted by shelby68 View Post
        Why Bother I'd just buy a bigger one with a spare couple of grand I've got lying in the kitchen draw,
        I guess that just confirms my question.

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          #74
          Originally posted by roadster198 View Post
          You SIR!! are my new god

          SL55 AMG and TAX 3 private Reg

          GET IT RIGHT UP THEM!!! thats what I say
          Actually I drive a £500 Passatt but it makes a better story with the Merc and private plate.

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            #75
            Originally posted by swamp View Post
            he's a sap; he'll burn the midnight oil for his employer, only to receive a pat on the back and a tiny pay rise (with more responsibilities of course.)

            That's the reason I left the only permie job I've ever had. The boss started expecting us to work late for no tangible reward.

            So when he agreed a merger with another company and gave us an ultimatum of signing the new employment contract or not bother turning up on monday, I didn't turn up. Best move I've ever made, and didn't even have to worry about notice periods!
            Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
            Feist - I Feel It All
            Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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              #76
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              Actually I drive a £500 Passatt but it makes a better story with the Merc and private plate.


              Sure does. I read about a passatt owner totalling about 7 people the other day because he didn't know how to overtake properly. I did briefly wonder if it was any of the passatt owners on here. Anyone missing?
              Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
              Feist - I Feel It All
              Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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                #77
                Originally posted by PAH View Post
                Sure does. I read about a passatt owner totalling about 7 people the other day because he didn't know how to overtake properly. I did briefly wonder if it was any of the passatt owners on here. Anyone missing?
                Well, Milan "isn't all there" if you get my meaing...

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by PAH View Post
                  Sure does. I read about a passatt owner totalling about 7 people the other day because he didn't know how to overtake properly. I did briefly wonder if it was any of the passatt owners on here. Anyone missing?
                  That crash was up the road from me on the A427. Nice road that.

                  And the overtaker was a bloke (convicted drink driver) in a Pug 306.

                  The passatt driver was an old codger. Nasty business.

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    That crash was up the road from me on the A427..... Nasty business.
                    linky please? not a zillion miles from me either

                    EDIT: you mean the A429? I don't see anywhere that says the Passat driver was at fault. Oh well.
                    Last edited by Platypus; 13 March 2008, 12:05.

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                      #80
                      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                      That crash was up the road from me on the A427. Nice road that.

                      And the overtaker was a bloke (convicted drink driver) in a Pug 306.

                      The passatt driver was an old codger. Nasty business.

                      The police commenting on the crash said speed on speed was the main factor in the scale of the devastation.

                      Is that road a bit twisty then so they were overtaking on a bend? If you see someone coming towards you on the wrong side of the road the usual reaction is to at least slow down and possibly be prepared to take to the grass verge to get out of the idiots way. However if it was a codger they ran into, maybe he misjudged it too.
                      Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
                      Feist - I Feel It All
                      Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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