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I am jealous of you lot as none of you are divorced. Even the permies at ClientCo are better off than me... -
Not really I just got sick of permys having a go when they couldn't be bothered to take the risks themselves and contract, so I thought stuff it I'll just play along with the image,Originally posted by oracleslave View PostYou have a small knob and need to boast to compensate.
HTH.
At least I think that was what he was implyingSome people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.Comment
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Ah, back-pedalling....Originally posted by shelby68 View PostNot really I just got sick of permys having a go when they couldn't be bothered to take the risks themselves and contract, so I thought stuff it I'll just play along with the image,
The last refuge of the twat.Comment
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You know me so well,Originally posted by Churchill View PostAh, back-pedalling....
The last refuge of the twat.Some people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.Comment
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You are not alone ...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI am jealous of you lot as none of you are divorced. Even the permies at ClientCo are better off than me...Comment
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Originally posted by shelby68 View PostNot really I just got sick of permys having a go when they couldn't be bothered to take the risks themselves and contract, so I thought stuff it I'll just play along with the image,
You shouldn't be encouraging permies anyway. I always play on the negative aspects of contracting. Less contractors means more work and better rates!Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
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indeed!Originally posted by PAH View PostYou shouldn't be encouraging permies anyway. I always play on the negative aspects of contracting. Less contractors means more work and better rates!
travelling sucks
more admin work to do
more expected of you
always busy - clients don't take contractors on during quiet periods
very uncertain about future earnings
ignore the lexus parked outside, I can only afford that cause i don't have any kids yetCoffee's for closersComment
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Yes I have learned that lesson now...Originally posted by PAH View PostYou shouldn't be encouraging permies anyway. I always play on the negative aspects of contracting. Less contractors means more work and better rates!Some people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.Comment
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B0llocksOriginally posted by PAH View PostYou shouldn't be encouraging permies anyway. I always play on the negative aspects of contracting. Less contractors means more work and better rates!
supply and demand means thats just b@lls. what it does is it means only the hardcore permies will go for contracting and thats BAD for us
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My Illusion has been shattered.......Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostActually I drive a £500 Passatt but it makes a better story with the Merc and private plate.

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