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Originally posted by unemployed View PostDo you have a penis enlargement device at home by any chance ?
Why Bother I'd just buy a bigger one with a spare couple of grand I've got lying in the kitchen draw,Some people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.Comment
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Originally posted by shelby68 View PostWhy Bother I'd just buy a bigger one with a spare couple of grand I've got lying in the kitchen draw,Comment
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Originally posted by roadster198 View PostYou SIR!! are my new god
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GET IT RIGHT UP THEM!!! thats what I say
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Originally posted by swamp View Posthe's a sap; he'll burn the midnight oil for his employer, only to receive a pat on the back and a tiny pay rise (with more responsibilities of course.)
That's the reason I left the only permie job I've ever had. The boss started expecting us to work late for no tangible reward.
So when he agreed a merger with another company and gave us an ultimatum of signing the new employment contract or not bother turning up on monday, I didn't turn up. Best move I've ever made, and didn't even have to worry about notice periods!Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostActually I drive a £500 Passatt but it makes a better story with the Merc and private plate.
Sure does. I read about a passatt owner totalling about 7 people the other day because he didn't know how to overtake properly. I did briefly wonder if it was any of the passatt owners on here. Anyone missing?Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
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Originally posted by PAH View PostSure does. I read about a passatt owner totalling about 7 people the other day because he didn't know how to overtake properly. I did briefly wonder if it was any of the passatt owners on here. Anyone missing?Comment
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Originally posted by PAH View PostSure does. I read about a passatt owner totalling about 7 people the other day because he didn't know how to overtake properly. I did briefly wonder if it was any of the passatt owners on here. Anyone missing?
And the overtaker was a bloke (convicted drink driver) in a Pug 306.
The passatt driver was an old codger. Nasty business.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostThat crash was up the road from me on the A427..... Nasty business.
EDIT: you mean the A429? I don't see anywhere that says the Passat driver was at fault. Oh well.Last edited by Platypus; 13 March 2008, 12:05.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostThat crash was up the road from me on the A427. Nice road that.
And the overtaker was a bloke (convicted drink driver) in a Pug 306.
The passatt driver was an old codger. Nasty business.
The police commenting on the crash said speed on speed was the main factor in the scale of the devastation.
Is that road a bit twisty then so they were overtaking on a bend? If you see someone coming towards you on the wrong side of the road the usual reaction is to at least slow down and possibly be prepared to take to the grass verge to get out of the idiots way. However if it was a codger they ran into, maybe he misjudged it too.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
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