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I'm so bright I need to wear shades when I look in the mirror, so there!Originally posted by sasguru View PostBut you're a not very bright bird, so I'm not surprised
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I've been dazzled by stupidity before. But not looking in mirror. You know, when no information gets in - that's perfect reflection.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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You could also try http://www.its-usb.com/smf/
It's run by someone I used to work with and he'll just be chuffed that someone's posted something up! Pretty much anything goesComment
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Absolutely splendid!
I received a nice email saying my userid was set up on the Rapture website, I log in and low and behold, I've been banned already!!!
Without making a post! Which one of you bastards grassed me up?Comment
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Is it cos of the username? maybe they think of Churchill as the WW2 PM? A bit too militaristic for the fundamentalists?Originally posted by Churchill View PostAbsolutely splendid!
I received a nice email saying my userid was set up on the Rapture website, I log in and low and behold, I've been banned already!!!
Without making a post! Which one of you bastards grassed me up?Comment
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Disaster !!
"Unfortunately your registration at Rapture Ready did not meet our membership requirements. Therefore your registration was deleted.
Sorry,
Rapture Ready"
I was the epitome of subtlety and was SO ready for Rapture.
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Subtle as you all might have been, perhaps the admins of the site picked something up from the slight lack of subtlety resulting from 50 CUK members scrambling to sign up simultaneously.
Just a thought.
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That had crossed my mind tooOriginally posted by chicane View PostSubtle as you all might have been, perhaps the admins of the site picked something up from the slight lack of subtlety resulting from 50 CUK members scrambling to sign up simultaneously.
Just a thought.
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