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    #51
    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    You have to ask them about Jebus Crisps and the Holy Goat. Why does Jebus have a goat etc Why was the goat written out of the bible so early on.

    Recently at school my son asked his RE teacher where god came from. Who were his parents? She just told him to shut up. A good question for a 10 year old I thought.
    Bloody hell, his teacher is 10 years old?

    FFS.

    Another question is "Do good doggies go to heaven?"

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      #52
      What about good doggers?
      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

      I preferred version 1!

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        #53
        Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
        What about good doggers?
        No, they go to car parks not heaven.

        HTH

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          #54
          Ahh That's where I've been going wrong. When I have been looking for some 'action' I've been heading off to heaven. I wondered why all those birds had wings and wanted to play the harp rather than the oboe! And you can't get any purchase on a cloud - you just fall staright through.
          Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

          I preferred version 1!

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            #55
            Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
            You have to ask them about Jebus Crisps and the Holy Goat. Why does Jebus have a goat etc Why was the goat written out of the bible so early on.

            Recently at school my son asked his RE teacher where god came from. Who were his parents? She just told him to shut up. A good question for a 10 year old I thought.
            Maybe you should pose that as a question...

            Dear kooks..

            My son is asking me who Gods parents are and doesn't believe my answer that he didn't have parents, he has just always been there. He keeps asking where god came from if he didn't have a mummy and a daddy.

            I think his satan worshipping science teacher has been corrupting his mind, what should i do??

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              #56
              Ok, own up - who's logged in as God'sKid and posted a sheep avatar?

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                #57
                I might register later and ask that.
                Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                I preferred version 1!

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                  #58
                  These people have a certain style.

                  The Admin/Mod team has reviewed our political forum and barred 14 active posters for inappropriate conduct and a very poor Christian witness and attitude.

                  If you cannot see or post within the political forum you are one of 14.

                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #59
                    And I bet slave-reborn is one of ours too.

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                      #60
                      I've just tried and my email was banned perhaps because it was a yahoo one.

                      They are not very inclusive are they.
                      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                      I preferred version 1!

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