Perhaps my username of SatansSpunkyKokMonkey was what stopped me getting on there
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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Ah feel it brother. Sho 'nuff.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostI think you need to feel the raptureComment
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostSo I am on my own.....
I wonder how long before you get banned."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Well I lasted 2 posts
Then got this when I tried to login.
"You have been banned for the following reason:
Troll
Date the ban will be lifted: Never"Comment
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LOL - so what is the point of having a forumn if they don't let people on.
What was your second post???Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostWell I lasted 2 posts
Then got this when I tried to login.
"You have been banned for the following reason:
Troll
Date the ban will be lifted: Never"

What did you post? I can't access the site from workHard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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My point exactly.Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostLOL - so what is the point of having a forumn if they don't let people on.
I was waiting to be indoctrinated so I saw the light."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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I can't get in anymore to see the exact post as they have banned my IP. Some guy said he fathered 6 children and 10 grandchildren, so I suggested fathering your own grandchildren was illegal.Originally posted by sasguru View Post

What did you post? I can't access the site from workComment
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostI can't get in anymore to see the exact post as they have banned my IP. Some guy said he fathered 6 children and 10 grandchildren, so I suggested fathering your own grandchildren was illegal.
Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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Atticus and TachikomaSan look safe so far. So, 'fess up - who's TachikomaSan? That's got to be a troll.
Only one post on the forum for slave-reborn. You've been deleted.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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