You lot should of tried www.DIYNOT.com if you wanted so fun, the General section is where its happening, if you want to get a reaction from the other users this is the place to go.
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Nah they seem too normal, it's much more fun holidaying with nuttersOriginally posted by Bumfluff View PostYou lot should of tried www.DIYNOT.com if you wanted so fun, the General section is where its happening, if you want to get a reaction from the other users this is the place to go.Hard Brexit now!
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aww and I was going to create a new user called DO IT or Jump!
I guess they would be pretty depressing people though and not up for a bit of light banter. In the same way that they never laugh when you ring 999 to tell them your latest joke. Miserable sods!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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I know - my reply was intended to be lighthearted in response to the previous one. On this occasion, I didn't mean to cause offence.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostThose are people with real and serious problems. Not the same as pulling the leg of a religous fundamentalist imo.The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostThose are people with real and serious problems. Not the same as pulling the leg of a religous fundamentalist imo.
Totally agree. I do have my limits, even if they may not be obvious
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Ah ok didn't see this in timeOriginally posted by EqualOpportunities View PostI know - my reply was intended to be lighthearted in response to the previous one. On this occasion, I didn't mean to cause offence.
The problem with the t'interweb thingy is tis difficult to draw the line.Hard Brexit now!
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They're invisible. Trust me.Originally posted by sasguru View PostTotally agree. I do have my limits, even if they may not be obvious
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But you're a not very bright bird, so I'm not surprisedOriginally posted by Denny View PostThey're invisible. Trust me.
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