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If you were going to die how would you like to go?
I'd like to go just before the millionth universe I had been in since it's inception collapsed back into its origin.
Yeah it's a burger ain't it.
I died when I was 9. Hit by a learner driver. Woke up in this parallel universe where I'm no longer attractive to women.
Though I also died in my sleep (had my head crushed by a giant terminator style robot) and again when I was knocked off a motorbike I've never owned or learnt to ride, so god knows which universe I'm in now. All I know is it's not the one where I get to shag any hot totty without cash up front.
I died when I was 9. Hit by a learner driver. Woke up in this parallel universe where I'm no longer attractive to women.
Though I also died in my sleep (had my head crushed by a giant terminator style robot) and again when I was knocked off a motorbike I've never owned or learnt to ride, so god knows which universe I'm in now. All I know is it's not the one where I get to shag any hot totty without cash up front.
PAH, Are you Rimmer? Do you often wonder if there's another more sucessful you, in another universe?
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