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If you were going to die how would you like to go?

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    #31
    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    A parachute failure.
    What's the last thing that would go through your mind?

    Your feet.
    Last edited by NotAllThere; 1 February 2008, 12:44.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      #32
      I'd try and land on an agent.

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        #33
        Originally posted by realityhack View Post
        I'd try and land on an agent.

        I thought you'd want a soft landing instead?
        It's Deja-vu all over again!

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          #34
          Originally posted by realityhack View Post
          I'd try and land on an agent.
          I'd try and land on Threaded. There's a chance I might survive the fall then.

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            #35
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


            you promised you wouldn't tell anyone...
            It's the elephant I feel sorry for.

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              #36
              Originally posted by Lucifer Box View Post
              I'd try and land on Threaded. There's a chance I might survive the fall then.

              How about a bouncy castle, all the fun of the skydive and then all the fun of a bouncy castle. What a roller-coaster day that would be!!!

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                #37
                Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
                I'd like to go just before the millionth universe I had been in since it's inception collapsed back into its origin.
                Yeah it's a burger ain't it.

                I died when I was 9. Hit by a learner driver. Woke up in this parallel universe where I'm no longer attractive to women.

                Though I also died in my sleep (had my head crushed by a giant terminator style robot) and again when I was knocked off a motorbike I've never owned or learnt to ride, so god knows which universe I'm in now. All I know is it's not the one where I get to shag any hot totty without cash up front.
                Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
                Feist - I Feel It All
                Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by PAH View Post
                  Yeah it's a burger ain't it.

                  I died when I was 9. Hit by a learner driver. Woke up in this parallel universe where I'm no longer attractive to women.

                  Though I also died in my sleep (had my head crushed by a giant terminator style robot) and again when I was knocked off a motorbike I've never owned or learnt to ride, so god knows which universe I'm in now. All I know is it's not the one where I get to shag any hot totty without cash up front.
                  PAH, Are you Rimmer? Do you often wonder if there's another more sucessful you, in another universe?

                  Smoke me a kipper...

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                    PAH, Are you Rimmer? Do you often wonder if there's another more sucessful you, in another universe?

                    Smoke me a kipper...
                    wouldn't you be depressed if you knew that this is the most successful you'll ever be?
                    It's Deja-vu all over again!

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
                      wouldn't you be depressed if you knew that this is the most successful you'll ever be?

                      now

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