Revenge of the young whipper snappers

**AlfredJPruffock** · 31 January 2008, 07:47

Down with COBOL

Long live FORTRAN

Long live REXX

**Churchill** · 31 January 2008, 07:50

Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post

Down with COBOL

Long live FORTRAN

Long live REXX

Cobol is for whimps!

Long live "Plan"!

Long live "S3"!

**Archangel** · 31 January 2008, 10:12

Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post

Down with COBOL

Long live FORTRAN

Long live REXX

Aye, the future is TELON

**KathyWoolfe** · 31 January 2008, 10:14

Originally posted by Archangel View Post

Aye, the future is TELON

LOL - TELON is almost as ancient as COBOL (and me!

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**Troll** · 31 January 2008, 10:18

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Don't just lurk there - get posting!

It would appear that the lack of replies to this thread is a stark illustration of the vacuous nature of today's yoof

**Pondlife** · 31 January 2008, 10:22

Not sure which is stronger on this site;

the smell of teenage hormones and lynx deodorant or the smell of old dog's blanket and wee.

**DiscoStu** · 31 January 2008, 10:25

Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Not sure which is stronger on this site;

the smell of teenage hormones and lynx deodorant or the smell of old dog's blanket and wee.

If you combine all four you get the smell of giant alien lizard.

**James Tiberius Kirk** · 31 January 2008, 10:33

Originally posted by zeitghost

I'll have you know I've never used Lynx deodorant...

In other words you pong a bit.... especially when hurling polystyrene rocks about

**BrilloPad** · 31 January 2008, 10:58

I was hoping to attract some of the lurkers with zero post count - but no success so far.

Revenge of the young whipper snappers