Reply to: Revenge of the young whipper snappers

[KathyWoolfe]

I am better than I was! You should have seen me before...

If you're better now than you were then - no thanks

[BrilloPad]

What progress?

I am better than I was! You should have seen me before...

[Tensai]

...packed full of content like a Morrison's meat and potato pie.

horsemeat

Eating one of those should automatically qualify for a Darwin award.

[KathyWoolfe]

I will have you know I am doing a GCSE in respect this year. The teachers at St Numpties are very pleased with my progress.

What progress?

[Lucifer Box]

I will have you know I am doing a GCSE in respect this year. The teachers at St Numpties are very pleased with my progress.

Funnily enough I did some invigilation work at my local school recently (you know, doing my bit to give something back). I don't want to talk about the quality or thrust of the questions in the exam papers as it's too depressing.

Suffice to say that in last summer's marking scheme for English Language GCSE you needed 18% to get a grade 'C'.

[Lucifer Box]

Like the Krays? Always used to shake your hand before slitting your throat.

And they only ever hurt their own kind...

And they arsked after your mum too. Proper gents they were.

[BrilloPad]

No, and the Crimean war at that, young man.

Tch, there's no respect these days.

I will have you know I am doing a GCSE in respect this year. The teachers at St Numpties are very pleased with my progress.

[BrilloPad]

No we had proper Violence - and Cheery with it !

Cheery and Violent.

Like the Krays? Always used to shake your hand before slitting your throat.

And they only ever hurt their own kind...

[AlfredJPruffock]

And all the violence around these days! There was none of this violence when you were young during the war.

No we had proper Violence - and Cheery with it !

Cheery and Violent.

[Lucifer Box]

And all the violence around these days! There was none of this violence when you were young during the war.

No, and the Crimean war at that, young man.

Tch, there's no respect these days.

[BrilloPad]

Indeed, Troll. These Johnny-come-lately whippersnappers with their high post counts are all mouth and no pajamas. Anyone can rack up thousands of posts with this sort of nonsense:

And all the violence around these days! There was none of this violence when you were young during the war.

[Lucifer Box]

It would appear that the lack of replies to this thread is a stark illustration of the vacuous nature of today's yoof

Indeed, Troll. These Johnny-come-lately whippersnappers with their high post counts are all mouth and no pajamas. Anyone can rack up thousands of posts with this sort of nonsense:

Greets m8. How r u 2day?

Gr8 m8. How r u?

I had to get my post count the hard way, with incisive and occasionally witty high quality posts, packed full of content like a Morrison's meat and potato pie.

[BrilloPad]

I was hoping to attract some of the lurkers with zero post count - but no success so far.

[James Tiberius Kirk]

I'll have you know I've never used Lynx deodorant...

In other words you pong a bit.... especially when hurling polystyrene rocks about

[DiscoStu]

Not sure which is stronger on this site;

the smell of teenage hormones and lynx deodorant or the smell of old dog's blanket and wee.

If you combine all four you get the smell of giant alien lizard.