Fastest you have ever driven on a UK public road

[oracleslave]

You poor bastard.

Ah well, at least you've got tits like Liz Hurley.

Difference between sticking your hand up Liz Hurley's bra and driving an A3? You feel a bigger tit in the A3.

[Churchill]

Difference between sticking your hand up Liz Hurley's bra and driving an A3? You feel a bigger tit in the A3.

I was waiting for the "at least you feel a real tit in the A3".

But hey, good attempt!

[bogeyman]

What a bunch of phallically-challeged wjnkers

Oooh, oooh, oooh - I did 160mph on the M4

So what are you then? A fecking, reckless, idiotic knob?

Do you feel that your ability to press the peddle to the floor makes you the man that you think you are?

Many inadequate 20-40s males feel they can somehow compensate for their social inadequacy, short cocks etc. by owning big, powerful cars, loud in-car stereos, and driving aggressively, like utter fecking tulip heads.

Racing 911s off the lights? Give me a break you ******* pathetic spaz!

It's the Clarkson mentality. If there was a National tulip Head award, Clarkson would be in Poll Position.

<sigh>

[ccllondon]

157 (GPS verified, speedo was reading 160-something) in the car.
155-160 indicated on the bike (you don't want to spend much time trying to read the speedo at those speeds)

[Churchill]

Oooh, oooh, oooh - I did 160mph on the M4

So what are you then? A fliping, reckless, idiotic knob?

Do you feel that your ability to press the peddle to the floor makes you the man that you think you are?

Many inadequate 20-40s males feel they can somehow compensate for their social inadequacy, short noddys etc. by owning big, powerful cars, loud in-car stereos, and driving aggressively, like utter fliping tulip heads.

Racing 911s off the lights? Give me a break you ******* pathetic spaz!

It's the Clarkson mentality. If there was a National tulip Head award, Clarkson would be in Poll Position.

<sigh>

Hey bogey, do you feel better now?

[DimPrawn]

Oooh, oooh, oooh - I did 160mph on the M4

So what are you then? A fliping, reckless, idiotic knob?

Do you feel that your ability to press the peddle to the floor makes you the man that you think you are?

Many inadequate 20-40s males feel they can somehow compensate for their social inadequacy, short noddys etc. by owning big, powerful cars, loud in-car stereos, and driving aggressively, like utter fliping tulip heads.

Racing 911s off the lights? Give me a break you ******* pathetic spaz!

It's the Clarkson mentality. If there was a National tulip Head award, Clarkson would be in Poll Position.

<sigh>

I feel bad now. I only managed 159mph on the M4.

[Moscow Mule]

Have you had any experience of driving at that kind of speed?

Also, make sure you've got decent brakes.

I've finished Gran Tourismo - what more experience do I need?