- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
car parking in the back
Collapse
X
-
-
uhhhh. I dunno about tha..besides my current car is a banger. And old Mazda worth a staggering £400 (max, if some mazda loving fool was stupid enough to pay that much)Originally posted by Ardesco View PostBorrow an old banger for the day and drive into her in the car park. Insurance won't come into it because the accident will have been on private property.
When she moans tell her that if she had parked better you wouldn't have misjudged the gap available, and then go on about how much wider than your normal car this old banger is.
McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
-
Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die!!!Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View PostNope sorry, lights still out on that one.
(You must have worked it out by now!!)Comment
-
Send her the URL to here then - she'll fit right in.Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View PostPartner hates her because she doesn't do any work. Takes the cash but doesn't do anything. Good work if you can find it I admit.Comment
-
uhhhh, yeah. Wife has that...But I can't tell the difference.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
-
It is usually decorators, not builders!!!
"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
-
...but not alwaysOriginally posted by daviejones View PostIt is usually decorators, not builders!!!
Comment
-
The milkman would park better and have a better attitude.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
-
If your car is a banger, just park next to her, properly in the space, so she can't easily open the door. Do it every day. If she has a strop and dents your car (a little scratch isn't worth it) then tell her you're going to claim on insurance.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
-
Scratch "Move your Effing car " into the bonnet of her car with a screwdriver.Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View PostThere is always the same woman who mucks up the parking every day.
Parks in the middle of the lot, so its easy for her to get out. But no one can
park behind her, rarely can you park beside her - unless you want to scarpe the side of your car off on the brick wall.
Today I complained, she stormed out - told me where to go and then threw the paper in her hand at the Asian receptionist.
This is one nasty woman, she "works" in the office above us and her business partner hates her as well. The receptionist tells me that this woman has never said hello to her at all in the six months she's been in the building. I'm beginning to believe she's racist.
What makes women so mean?
Maybe she will take the hint
Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Outside IR35 isn’t making a comeback in 2026/27 — it’s something more complex Today 04:55
- Why contractors keep putting off their pension (and why I'm one of them) Yesterday 02:43
- HMRC loan charge settlement offer: 3 things to check before you sign Aug 3 07:41
- HMRC standstill agreements extended to 72 months: why the term's doubled, and what to check before signing Jul 31 05:53
- Who owns the loans? Inside the mystery of the loan charge recall scandal Jul 30 06:20
- Umbrella company winding-up petitions in 2026: the practical guide for contractors Jul 29 05:29
- Payments on Account deadline: what contractors must do before July 31st — maybe for the final few times Jul 28 08:01
- Andy Burnham's first 100 days: five things contractors need from the new PM Jul 27 00:53
- Starmer vs Burnham on housing: What their rival plans mean for your contractor mortgage Jul 22 00:59
- Burnham's housing vision vs. Starmer's home-buying reforms: what it means for your contractor mortgage Jul 22 00:59

Comment