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uhhhh. I dunno about tha..besides my current car is a banger. And old Mazda worth a staggering £400 (max, if some mazda loving fool was stupid enough to pay that much)Originally posted by Ardesco View PostBorrow an old banger for the day and drive into her in the car park. Insurance won't come into it because the accident will have been on private property.
When she moans tell her that if she had parked better you wouldn't have misjudged the gap available, and then go on about how much wider than your normal car this old banger is.
McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die!!!Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View PostNope sorry, lights still out on that one.
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Send her the URL to here then - she'll fit right in.Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View PostPartner hates her because she doesn't do any work. Takes the cash but doesn't do anything. Good work if you can find it I admit.Comment
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uhhhh, yeah. Wife has that...But I can't tell the difference.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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It is usually decorators, not builders!!!
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...but not alwaysOriginally posted by daviejones View PostIt is usually decorators, not builders!!!
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The milkman would park better and have a better attitude.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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If your car is a banger, just park next to her, properly in the space, so she can't easily open the door. Do it every day. If she has a strop and dents your car (a little scratch isn't worth it) then tell her you're going to claim on insurance.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Scratch "Move your Effing car " into the bonnet of her car with a screwdriver.Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View PostThere is always the same woman who mucks up the parking every day.
Parks in the middle of the lot, so its easy for her to get out. But no one can
park behind her, rarely can you park beside her - unless you want to scarpe the side of your car off on the brick wall.
Today I complained, she stormed out - told me where to go and then threw the paper in her hand at the Asian receptionist.
This is one nasty woman, she "works" in the office above us and her business partner hates her as well. The receptionist tells me that this woman has never said hello to her at all in the six months she's been in the building. I'm beginning to believe she's racist.
What makes women so mean?
Maybe she will take the hint
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