Reply to: car parking in the back

[lilelvis2000]

I think it is red if that helps...

Hmmm....you didn't catch on. I was being facetious.(sp?)

[daviejones]

Wheel, optical or laser? How many buttons?

I think it is red if that helps...

[lilelvis2000]

Shes got a mouse in!

Wheel, optical or laser? How many buttons?

[Money Money Money]

Arsenal playing at home
Red mini in the driveway
etc etc

HTH

Shes got a mouse in!

[SueEllen]

Actually I was thinking of spreading bread crumbs on her car and letting the birds shat on it. I was thinking of doing this every week. Her car is black should look spectacular.

Very envirnomentally friendly

If you put them on the roof the mess should run down the windows.

[NotAllThere]

Slash her tyres and pour paint stripper over the bonnet?

What car is it?

[Clippy]

Banana works well too

Get the fug 'outta here.

[Ardesco]

Can of expanding foam filler up the exhaust pipe works a treat as well. Although then you have the problem that she can't move the thing at all

Banana works well too

[DaveB]

Can of expanding foam filler up the exhaust pipe works a treat as well. Although then you have the problem that she can't move the thing at all

[lilelvis2000]

Actually I was thinking of spreading bread crumbs on her car and letting the birds shat on it. I was thinking of doing this every week. Her car is black should look spectacular.

[Board Game Geek]

This should do the trick

SFW mostly (the site has a rude word in the URL)

[swamp]

Arsenal playing at home

Wish Arsenal were playing at home tonight.

I've just come back from Sh*te Hart Lane watching us lose 5-1 to Tottenham.

[Diver]

There is always the same woman who mucks up the parking every day.
Parks in the middle of the lot, so its easy for her to get out. But no one can
park behind her, rarely can you park beside her - unless you want to scarpe the side of your car off on the brick wall.

Today I complained, she stormed out - told me where to go and then threw the paper in her hand at the Asian receptionist.

This is one nasty woman, she "works" in the office above us and her business partner hates her as well. The receptionist tells me that this woman has never said hello to her at all in the six months she's been in the building. I'm beginning to believe she's racist.

What makes women so mean?

Scratch "Move your Effing car " into the bonnet of her car with a screwdriver.
Maybe she will take the hint

[d000hg]

If your car is a banger, just park next to her, properly in the space, so she can't easily open the door. Do it every day. If she has a strop and dents your car (a little scratch isn't worth it) then tell her you're going to claim on insurance.

[lilelvis2000]

The milkman would park better and have a better attitude.