Originally posted by daviejones
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Previously on "car parking in the back"
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Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View PostWheel, optical or laser? How many buttons?
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Originally posted by Money Money Money View PostShes got a mouse in!
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Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
Arsenal playing at home
Red mini in the driveway
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HTH
Shes got a mouse in!
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Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View PostActually I was thinking of spreading bread crumbs on her car and letting the birds shat on it. I was thinking of doing this every week. Her car is black should look spectacular.
If you put them on the roof the mess should run down the windows.
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Slash her tyres and pour paint stripper over the bonnet?
What car is it?
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Can of expanding foam filler up the exhaust pipe works a treat as well. Although then you have the problem that she can't move the thing at all
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Actually I was thinking of spreading bread crumbs on her car and letting the birds shat on it. I was thinking of doing this every week. Her car is black should look spectacular.
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Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View PostThere is always the same woman who mucks up the parking every day.
Parks in the middle of the lot, so its easy for her to get out. But no one can
park behind her, rarely can you park beside her - unless you want to scarpe the side of your car off on the brick wall.
Today I complained, she stormed out - told me where to go and then threw the paper in her hand at the Asian receptionist.
This is one nasty woman, she "works" in the office above us and her business partner hates her as well. The receptionist tells me that this woman has never said hello to her at all in the six months she's been in the building. I'm beginning to believe she's racist.
What makes women so mean?
Maybe she will take the hint
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If your car is a banger, just park next to her, properly in the space, so she can't easily open the door. Do it every day. If she has a strop and dents your car (a little scratch isn't worth it) then tell her you're going to claim on insurance.
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