The tight gits thread ...

[TimberWolf]

Water savings are, however, immediately negated when pooing. Trying to poke it all down the plughole with "someones" toothbrush can also incur expensive medical and/or divorce costs.

You take money saving too seriously

[realityhack]

A Hedgehog trained to scuttle from guest to guest makes a cheap and unusual mobile cheese and pineapple cube nibble dispenser at cocktail parties.

[realityhack]

Can't afford contact lenses? Simply cut out small circles of cling film and press them into your eyes.

[realityhack]

Why pay the earth for expensive jigsaws? Just take a bag of frozen chips from the freezer and try piecing together potatoes.

[wobbegong]

A Hedgehog trained to scuttle from guest to guest makes a cheap and unusual mobile cheese and pineapple cube nibble dispenser at noddytail parties.

[Moose423956]

Don't buy anything - steal it instead. HTH.

[Denny]

A Hedgehog trained to scuttle from guest to guest makes a cheap and unusual mobile cheese and pineapple cube nibble dispenser at noddytail parties.

After that, poke a broomhandle up its bum, and use it as a convenient bathtime back exfoliator.

[TimberWolf]

Can't afford contact lenses? Simply cut out small circles of cling film and press them into your eyes.

Or buy daily disposables and wear them for weeks at a time.

[wobbegong]

Can't afford contact lenses? Simply cut out small circles of cling film and press them into your eyes.

. . . or avoid the cost of corrective eye-care altogether, by simply moving closer to the object you are trying to view.

[realityhack]

Recreate a trip to the local swimming pool by filling your bath with cold water, adding a couple of bottles of bleach and urinating in it, before jumping in.