Reply to: The tight gits thread ...

[sasguru]

Someone has to, saves on buying cake and tea also, but it is making me rather fat

Hey you're back. Good break? and ready for some abuse?

[Spartacus]

Employ? Surely keeping one chained up in the cellar where he catches mice to sustain himself would be more cost-effective?

Nobody tosses a dwarf.

/Gimli.

[Bagpuss]

Why have an expensive girlfirend or wife. Simply indulge my heavily frustrated girlfriend.

Someone has to, saves on buying cake and tea also, but it is making me rather fat

[Epiphone]

We buy everything on an Amazon.com credit card, pay it off then collect the vouchers when enough points are built up. Everyone gets a Christmas present from Amazon

Set up Skype or other VoIP and put it through your company then cancel NTL phone/TV and get a freeview box. Saves a few quid a month. Jobs a good un

[Ardesco]

You missed out "very attractive". I'm sure there are plenty that meet the other three criteria.

Yeah right, how many "Very Attractive" 80+ billionaires with no family do you know??/

Sheesh

[BrowneIssue]

Employ? Surely keeping one chained up in the cellar where he catches mice to sustain himself would be more cost-effective?

I bow to the expert.

[ferret]

I employ a small dwarf as a child decoy - I throw it into fountains so I can scoop up large handfuls of the loose change.

HTH

Employ? Surely keeping one chained up in the cellar where he catches mice to sustain himself would be more cost-effective?

[wobbegong]

If she is very old, very rich and has no family left it may be worth a punt

You missed out "very attractive". I'm sure there are plenty that meet the other three criteria.

[Ardesco]

If she is very old, very rich and has no family left it may be worth a punt

[TimberWolf]

Eh? This is the save money thread, you know!

On the other hand in 50% of cases, he is right?

[wobbegong]

Get marrried.

Eh? This is the save money thread, you know!

[cailin maith]

Get marrried.

then get divorced....

[tay]

Get marrried.

[TimberWolf]

Don’t have kids.

[TimberWolf]

Don’t get married.