I find an elastic band covered in toothpaste makes an ideal substitue for chewing gum and lasts longer
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Don't spend your tesco point vouchers / nectar points at tesco/sainsburys.
Trade them in online for 4x their value to spend on holidays, cars, jewellery, CDs, DVDs etc etcIt's about time I changed this sig...Comment
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If you strip off the top layer of skin, surely all the dirt stuck to that layer of skin will go with it ?Originally posted by r0bly0ns View PostWhile you might enjoy it, I can't see how whipping yourself would help to clense....Comment
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Originally posted by r0bly0ns View PostWhile you might enjoy it, I can't see how whipping yourself would help to clense....
Sorry meant wipe, mind on other things
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Save on bog roll by only pooing during work time. Weekends and time on the bench can be a little uncomfortable though
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Never throw anything away ever.
There is someone who will bid 50p or more for for it on ebay.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Emirates-Ameni...QQcmdZViewItem
It's a free washbag FFS.Comment
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Never buy anything from Next from Feb to December as the same item will ALWAYS be half price in Jan.Comment
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