The tight gits thread ...

[DimPrawn]

EXPERIENCE the thrills of a skiing holiday without the expense. Simply sellotape two planks of wood to your feet, sit in your freezer for three hours, then run into a tree as fast as you can.

[ferret]

You're not serious?!!!

Don't you think you're stealing reading opportuites from the poor?

Sod that - we pay more tax than the poor - let them work out how to save thier own bloody cash!

I am a tight git. Claiming back stamps through company? Pah. I look for letters that come in with little or no franking on them and use them again

[DimPrawn]

MAKE your own inexpensive mints by leaving blobs of toothpaste to dry on a window sill. Use striped toothpaste to make humbugs.

[sasguru]

You're not serious?!!!

Don't you think you're stealing reading opportunities from the poor?

The poor can't read otherwise they would be rich.

HTH

And anyway my exquisite reading taste will help educate the plebs that can read.

HTH squared.

[EternalOptimist]

If you shop towards the end of the day, particularly on Sundays, a lot of the fruit, vegetables, bakery and various other perishable products are reduced to very low prices. Visit the tip to get them even cheaper.

[RSoles]

Many a true word spoken in jest

A variant of the Doll's furniture thing actually works.
If you're selling your house put some of your stuff into storage.
This makes the rooms look bigger, brighter and less cluttered.

Put every legal expense through the books, otherwise you're personally subsidising the company to the tune of about 40%.

I'm tight, everyone needs a hobby.......
RS

[Shimano105]

Save money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply changing your name to match your existing plate. - Mr. KVL 741Y

[cailin maith]

Sod that - we pay more tax than the poor - let them work out how to save thier own bloody cash!

I am a tight git. Claiming back stamps through company? Pah. I look for letters that come in with little or no franking on them and use them again

Sweetheart, I am embarassed for you!!!

[SallyAnne]

The poor can't read otherwise they would be rich.

HTH

First double spanking of the year goes to SAS

[sasguru]

And don't get me started on cars, those new Labour cash generators. Get a bike and save loads on tax, petrol etc etc. Unfortunately the missus insists on one so I got one with in the £35 tax per annum bracket and 60 mpg.
Booze: Rent a van with your mates and get back loads of good booze from France 2 or 3 times a year, which you can store in your cellar.
Cancel your gym membership, chances are you wont go anyway. Buy some trainers and run outside you lazy gits. Do some pressups when you wake up.