Ashamed

[xoggoth]

The missus has gone to get all the food shopping for Christmas. In a moment of weakness I decided I should do my bit and, instead of lying around on the sofa drinking lager and watching kiddies' TV like A REAL MAN, tidied and cleaned the house.

Now I am really ashamed of my fit of new manedness and feel it will only be a matter of time before I am weeping over the ending of "Gone With The Wind" and hanging around Hampstead Heath in a white polo neck jumper.

Is there anything I can do to redeem myself or am I doomed?

[KathyWoolfe]

Is there anything I can do to redeem myself or am I doomed?

You're doomed!

[RandyW]

The missus has gone to get all the food shopping for Christmas. In a moment of weakness I decided I should do my bit and, instead of lying around on the sofa drinking lager and watching kiddies' TV like A REAL MAN, tidied and cleaned the house.

Now I am really ashamed of my fit of new manedness and feel it will only be a matter of time before I am weeping over the ending of "Gone With The Wind" and hanging around Hampstead Heath in a white polo neck jumper.

Is there anything I can do to redeem myself or am I doomed?

Too late, you've started on the slippery slope towards becoming a fully fledged metro-sexual.

Sorry.

[oracleslave]

Doomed I tell ya! Although if it's any consolation the chances of the wife getting a headache this evening have just halved.

[Moose423956]

When she gets home from the shops, bend her over the kitchen table and give her an early Christmas present...BEFORE you let her put the shopping away. Then you will be cleansed my son.

[Denny]

The missus has gone to get all the food shopping for Christmas. In a moment of weakness I decided I should do my bit and, instead of lying around on the sofa drinking lager and watching kiddies' TV like A REAL MAN, tidied and cleaned the house.

Now I am really ashamed of my fit of new manedness and feel it will only be a matter of time before I am weeping over the ending of "Gone With The Wind" and hanging around Hampstead Heath in a white polo neck jumper.

Is there anything I can do to redeem myself or am I doomed?

Well, the clues are already in your post. How, for instance, do you know that the end of GWTW has a sad ending? You've either watched it before or shown an interest in the film already. A 'real man' wouldn't have heard of it, let alone know what the film is about.

You're gone, forever lost.

Be prepared for your wife buying you a vaccum cleaner for Christmas, or an ironing board and explaining over Christmas lunch (that you've cooked) what the offside rule is.

[ChimpMaster]

Crack one off, in front of her - and then tell she won't be gettin any

[basshead]

Is there anything I can do to redeem myself or am I doomed?

Piss in the sink