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Crack one off, in front of her - and then tell she won't be gettin any
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostThe missus has gone to get all the food shopping for Christmas. In a moment of weakness I decided I should do my bit and, instead of lying around on the sofa drinking lager and watching kiddies' TV like A REAL MAN, tidied and cleaned the house.
Now I am really ashamed of my fit of new manedness and feel it will only be a matter of time before I am weeping over the ending of "Gone With The Wind" and hanging around Hampstead Heath in a white polo neck jumper.
Is there anything I can do to redeem myself or am I doomed?
You're gone, forever lost.
Be prepared for your wife buying you a vaccum cleaner for Christmas, or an ironing board and explaining over Christmas lunch (that you've cooked) what the offside rule is.
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When she gets home from the shops, bend her over the kitchen table and give her an early Christmas present...BEFORE you let her put the shopping away. Then you will be cleansed my son.
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Doomed I tell ya! Although if it's any consolation the chances of the wife getting a headache this evening have just halved.
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostThe missus has gone to get all the food shopping for Christmas. In a moment of weakness I decided I should do my bit and, instead of lying around on the sofa drinking lager and watching kiddies' TV like A REAL MAN, tidied and cleaned the house.
Now I am really ashamed of my fit of new manedness and feel it will only be a matter of time before I am weeping over the ending of "Gone With The Wind" and hanging around Hampstead Heath in a white polo neck jumper.
Is there anything I can do to redeem myself or am I doomed?
Sorry.
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostIs there anything I can do to redeem myself or am I doomed?
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Ashamed
The missus has gone to get all the food shopping for Christmas. In a moment of weakness I decided I should do my bit and, instead of lying around on the sofa drinking lager and watching kiddies' TV like A REAL MAN, tidied and cleaned the house.
Now I am really ashamed of my fit of new manedness and feel it will only be a matter of time before I am weeping over the ending of "Gone With The Wind" and hanging around Hampstead Heath in a white polo neck jumper.
Is there anything I can do to redeem myself or am I doomed?Tags: None
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