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    #51
    plus while your emptying your nuts you can imagine all her other customers that day. That you are stirring one particularly big porridge pot with your todger!
    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

    I preferred version 1!

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      #52
      I want lots more brothels, at least two in every village, with special low rates for the over 60s and a £200 government allowance. Much better than wasting money keeping rural post offices open. I like prossies I do.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #53
        Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
        She offered some old chap a blow job while he was outside having a cig.
        ...but he declined as he didn't smoke.

        IGMC.

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          #54
          Prostitution is the oldest profession in the world. Making it "illegal" isn't going to change squat.

          Oh, it might stop people trafficking. Because the people that do that are going to be really afraid of breaking the law. After all people trafficking isn't illegal is it?

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            #55
            Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
            Is anyone else alarmed that 3 people want to pay for sex with Atw or SA did you let sasguru have multiple votes
            AndyW

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              #56
              I am confused, I thought prostitution is already legal (and always has been).

              Voted yes anyway.

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                #57
                Originally posted by bored View Post
                I am confused, I thought prostitution is already legal (and always has been).

                Voted yes anyway.
                Yes, prostitution is legal in the UK so it's a redundant poll. What's illegal is soliciting in a public place (by either prostitute or punter), owning or running a brothel (defined as three or more prostitutes operating from a single premises), controlling prostitution for financial gain (i.e. pimping), or paying for sex with a 16 or 17 year old (this is illegal for the punter, not the prostitute).

                So yet more NL hot air. Organised crime cartels smuggling in girls as sex slaves are hardly going to be put off by criminalising prostitution. What they do is illegal anyway.
                I'm Spartacus.

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by Spartacus View Post
                  Yes, prostitution is legal in the UK so it's a redundant poll. What's illegal is soliciting in a public place (by either prostitute or punter), owning or running a brothel (defined as three or more prostitutes operating from a single premises), controlling prostitution for financial gain (i.e. pimping), or paying for sex with a 16 or 17 year old (this is illegal for the punter, not the prostitute).

                  So yet more NL hot air. Organised crime cartels smuggling in girls as sex slaves are hardly going to be put off by criminalising prostitution. What they do is illegal anyway.
                  Spartacus, you think exactly like me. Strange that.
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    Spartacus, you think exactly like me. Strange that.
                    Did you enjoy your ham and tomato sandwich with mustard for lunch? It is your, I mean my, favourite after all.
                    I'm Spartacus.

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by Spartacus View Post
                      Did you enjoy your ham and tomato sandwich with mustard for lunch? It is your, I mean my, favourite after all.
                      Quite. Am I you or are you me today? Sitting in this study with so many PCs I can hardly keep track.
                      Hard Brexit now!
                      #prayfornodeal

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