plus while your emptying your nuts you can imagine all her other customers that day. That you are stirring one particularly big porridge pot with your todger!
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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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I want lots more brothels, at least two in every village, with special low rates for the over 60s and a £200 government allowance. Much better than wasting money keeping rural post offices open. I like prossies I do.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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...but he declined as he didn't smoke.Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostShe offered some old chap a blow job while he was outside having a cig.
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Prostitution is the oldest profession in the world. Making it "illegal" isn't going to change squat.
Oh, it might stop people trafficking. Because the people that do that are going to be really afraid of breaking the law. After all people trafficking isn't illegal is it?Comment
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostIs anyone else alarmed that 3 people want to pay for sex with Atw or SA did you let sasguru have multiple votes
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Yes, prostitution is legal in the UK so it's a redundant poll. What's illegal is soliciting in a public place (by either prostitute or punter), owning or running a brothel (defined as three or more prostitutes operating from a single premises), controlling prostitution for financial gain (i.e. pimping), or paying for sex with a 16 or 17 year old (this is illegal for the punter, not the prostitute).Originally posted by bored View PostI am confused, I thought prostitution is already legal (and always has been).
Voted yes anyway.
So yet more NL hot air. Organised crime cartels smuggling in girls as sex slaves are hardly going to be put off by criminalising prostitution. What they do is illegal anyway.I'm Spartacus.Comment
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Spartacus, you think exactly like me. Strange that.Originally posted by Spartacus View PostYes, prostitution is legal in the UK so it's a redundant poll. What's illegal is soliciting in a public place (by either prostitute or punter), owning or running a brothel (defined as three or more prostitutes operating from a single premises), controlling prostitution for financial gain (i.e. pimping), or paying for sex with a 16 or 17 year old (this is illegal for the punter, not the prostitute).
So yet more NL hot air. Organised crime cartels smuggling in girls as sex slaves are hardly going to be put off by criminalising prostitution. What they do is illegal anyway.Hard Brexit now!
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Did you enjoy your ham and tomato sandwich with mustard for lunch? It is your, I mean my, favourite after all.Originally posted by sasguru View PostSpartacus, you think exactly like me. Strange that.I'm Spartacus.Comment
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Quite. Am I you or are you me today? Sitting in this study with so many PCs I can hardly keep track.Originally posted by Spartacus View PostDid you enjoy your ham and tomato sandwich with mustard for lunch? It is your, I mean my, favourite after all.Hard Brexit now!
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