She'll be along soon, she's just making me a cup of tea.
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I heard he hides in the branches hoping that one day one of them will come and play with his nuts.Originally posted by chef View Postwhere is the ruskie today? playing with his squirrels no doubt
Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Feeling threatened by someone more intelligent than you (and a female to boot)?Originally posted by sasguru View PostDoesn't seem like she's in IT with her woman's "logic", though.
BTW Didn't you have a go at AtW for starting posts about other members?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Has anybody actually managed to do that? I just read the first and last paragraph.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostThose of us patient enough to reach the end of your posts...
Sorry Denny
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I just look for the "Malvolio is wrong and biased" srting and go from there...Originally posted by Pinto View PostHas anybody actually managed to do that? I just read the first and last paragraph.
Sorry Denny
Blog? What blog...?
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostFeeling threatened by someone more intelligent than you (and a female to boot)?
BTW Didn't you have a go at AtW for starting posts about other members?
Wondered when you'd turn up, lardarse.Hard Brexit now!
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Shut it Kevin!
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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is she fit?"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Nah doubt it. She'd get shagged then and be a little more mellow. You can always tell.Originally posted by Jog On View Postis she fit?Hard Brexit now!
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