Giant and HMRC

[SallyAnne]

Olivia is the head of the house in Twelfth Night, after the death of her brother and father. Courted by Orsino, whe isn't interested, as she is mourning the death of her brother.

Malvolio is her steward - generally quite pompous, a bit bitter and is normally in disagreement with everyone else who works for Olivia.

Something like that, IIRC.

Thanks faqqer - that saved me Pondlife's learning linky

Shakespear(s) is a pub in Newcastle.

[malvolio]

Thanks faqqer - that saved me Pondlife's learning linky

Shakespear(s) is a pub in Newcastle.

But he missed the reason for Malvolio being "cross-gartered in yellow"

[SallyAnne]

But he missed the reason for Malvolio being "cross-gartered in yellow"

Now I feel like I have to ask....but please be aware that I really do not care

[v8gaz]

generally quite pompous, a bit bitter and is normally in disagreement with everyone else

Yep, that sounds like our Mal!

[TheFaQQer]

Yep, that sounds like our Mal!

"Forsooth thou must ensure you read the guide
Or IR35 inside you may
Be deemed by Hector and the PCG
Will help you fight your case and save you cash"

- Malvolio, IR35th Night, Act 1, Scene 1

[Pondlife]

If contracts be the food of love, work on;
Let me invoice of it, that, surfeiting,
The taxingman may sicken, and so die.

[TheFaQQer]

If contracts be the food of love, work on;
Let me invoice of it, that, surfeiting,
The taxman may sicken, and so die.

You're a syllable short on the last line (unless you are dragging the "so" out to two syllables)

[Pondlife]

You're a syllable short on the last line (unless you are dragging the "so" out to two syllables)

Fixed

[xoggoth]

Did that for some ed software that never saw the light of day. (got into bugs n stuff instead) The others sent Malvolia a letter supposedly from whasername that she loved him and would surely drop her draws if she saw him resplendent in yellow tights with red ribbons. He duly turns up so attired and she has him arrested. There was a ring in it somewhere and er um think she marries the other bloke er